Survive the above users attack

by **Altoids** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:24 am

Defense: condom (trollface.jpg)

Attack: eats out your face

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:07 am

Defense: i have a very nasty face... thats your problem.

Attack: i put you through an atomic belly flop... i dont even know what that is...

SRL wrote:Defense: Mad scientist gives me life again.

Attack:Russian Roulette on your genitals.

have fun being partially made of poop and severly decomposed.

by **MrHaaaaaaxFF** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:01 am

Defense; I don't know what the hell is it, but i have set up quite a few atomic-things defense around my house :D
Attack: Have trizliion of s w a g man attacks you.
PS: Damn filter, turns s w a g into pancakes

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:01 am

Defense: $wag men pass through filter first and just turn not a tasty breakfast.

Attack: I stole your intestines.

by **razor10000** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:18 pm

Defense: Someone else would willingly give up their life for me and donate their intestines.

Attack: I cast ice spikes upon your soul.

by **RageSniper** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:39 pm

Defense: my soul is see throw and just air

Attack: Bullet throw the users brain!

by **MrMeow** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:03 pm

Defense: I hid in a hovel ( Tremulous )

Attack: TYRANT RAIP! ( Tremulous )

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:18 pm

Defense: ropes dont rule me... no need for defense.

Attack: i attacked you with my large muscles and destroyed you.

Website · by **demo123** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:21 pm

Defense: I jump in the air cut your head off with a powerfull kick.

Attack: 1 000 000WAT amplifier and a electric guitar with a disortion effect. The combination of these two melts you to nothing-ness.

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:52 pm

defense: i came prepared...

Attack: I sold your soul to the devil in exchange for your body of which i ate.

by **ZaPhobos** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:25 am

Defense: I still have a soul, a person already sold their soul to me.

Attack: BASS CANNON below 20 hertz, thus causing you to spontaneously have bowel movements and melting your brain. If that isn't enough, your head explodes due to the sheer awesomeness of my BASS CANNON.

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:45 am

Defense: it is proven that you dont sponatiously shit from that noise... and i came prepared...

Attack: i throw the entire internet at you.

by **ZaPhobos** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:55 am

Defence: Amish person

Attack: Zeus' wrath

by **Fett316** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:50 am

Defense: Planet-Based defense shield, entire Imperial Navy

Attack: Super Laser, entire Imperial Navy

Come at me, Zeus.

by **ZaPhobos** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:55 am

Defence: "You've turned off your targeting system, is something wrong?" 'Nuff said

Attack: Steampunk dragon

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