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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby ThisFrickinSite » Sat May 26, 2012 4:53 am

Please practice safe sex and use the condom stapled to this paper.
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby RonPaul » Sat May 26, 2012 4:55 am

ThisFrickinSite wrote:Please practice safe sex and use the condom stapled to this paper.

Where the f? did you here this.
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby ThisFrickinSite » Sat May 26, 2012 4:56 am

My oompaloompa like friend told it to me today. He actually had a condom stapled to paper.
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby RonPaul » Sat May 26, 2012 4:57 am

ThisFrickinSite wrote:My oompaloompa like friend told it to me today. He actually had a condom stapled to paper.

Wtf? Thought it was a fucked up sex-ed class for a minute..
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby MrHaaaaaaxFF » Sat May 26, 2012 5:01 am

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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby ChaosTLW » Sat May 26, 2012 6:43 am

"Whoever he is, the unsung hero that created Lasagna shall be my hero and my model of life for all eternity."
-A friend of mine that really loves Lasagna.
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby tunaspirit » Sat May 26, 2012 8:39 am

Welcome to the wonderful world of bronies!
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[18:34] <+Ethoslab> TheGrandmaster hey do you have any idea when updates gona come
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[18:34] <+gen_applejack> as boolface told us
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby razor10000 » Sat May 26, 2012 8:40 am

ChaosTLW wrote:"Whoever he is, the unsung hero that created Lasagna shall be my hero and my model of life for all eternity."
-A friend of mine that really loves Lasagna.

lol Made my day!
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby tunaspirit » Mon May 28, 2012 10:17 am

Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN penis! IT'S GOT MEIN penis! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
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[18:34] <+gen_applejack> as boolface told us
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby Fleischgeruch » Mon May 28, 2012 11:41 am

'Y U SIPPIN ON DAT H8ERADE LOL' - Kodiak, February 2012, in some thread at the small clans.
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby Kodiak » Mon May 28, 2012 11:26 pm

Lolol, I have some Rambo gems.

"Some mods are like nuns we . Misspel a word u get raped by some catholoc preist." - Rambo on #AoS Op's

"i just came up wit anater movie plot. kaangaro playin bball. hipidy hopidy hopidy do i got mo hops than"
"i hav tonS of ideas. like a hippie hipo in the 70s who likes jimmy hendrix" - Rambo discussing cinematography

"o shit ima msg him. thank kangaroo.
kangaro is ur nik name" - Rambo on Australians (Me.)

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<+diggy> I asked girls if they would strip
<+diggy> They went crazt
<+diggy> And noone liked me
<+diggy> So they told every one im a perv
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby HaloWarLord711 » Mon May 28, 2012 11:28 pm

RonPaul wrote:
ThisFrickinSite wrote:Please practice safe sex and use the condom stapled to this paper.

Where the f? did you here this.

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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby beastydool1 » Mon May 28, 2012 11:31 pm

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby MUSEFan » Mon May 28, 2012 11:37 pm

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Me: Take them off then.

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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby beastydool1 » Mon May 28, 2012 11:43 pm

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