Funny Chat/Server Logs

[Pavel]

Post your's here. I'll start.

[07:09:28] <+Kazou> well i dont care what you people belive belive what you want but if somthing happens to my family cause you admin carnage distributed my ip im comming after all of you read me .....?
[07:09:36] <+Pavel> lol
[07:09:38] <+Pavel> ok
[07:09:41] <+Pavel> good luck with that
[07:09:44] <+Kazou> im going to bed now im tired
[07:09:57] <+Kazou> aAre you seriouse
[07:10:18] <+Kazou> Really. so you wouldent care im my mom died ?
[07:10:31] <+Kazou> or my dad?
[07:10:46] <+Kazou> because some asshole gave out my ip
[07:11:00] <+Kazou> thats nice
[07:11:09] <+Pavel> Dude
[07:11:09] <+Kazou> ill remmember that
[07:11:17] <+Kazou> no DUDE
[07:11:23] <+Pavel> You give out your IP every time you visit a website
[07:11:33] <+Kazou> exactly
[07:11:35] <+Pavel> If you don't want to give it out, use TOR: http://www.torproject.org
[07:12:02] <+Kazou> but dosent got to exact person it goes throug a isp
[07:12:09] <+Pavel> Even if I have your IP, there's not much I can do with it
[07:12:27] <+Pavel> Except maybe contact your ISP for an abuse request (which they would deny, since aimbotting is not ISP abuse)
[07:12:31] <+Kazou> Distribute it so people can hack my shit
[07:12:35] <+Pavel> lol

Aimbotters are dumb :P

[oxygenxd]

idiot... xD

[Fleischgeruch]

Aight so yesterday, me and Space101 had a nice conversation, potentially fatal, with a guy who came in the IRC asking us how to hack. Eventually he left but I ended up getting kicked from IRC and losing all faith in humanity:

<warmaster13> sup man do u know how to hack if so can u tell me how i would like to know. get back to me soon.
<Spacee> I've already told you, smoke my aimpots
<Spacee> only 14.99£
* Fleischy palms his face over and over
<Spacee> send the monnies to freeaimpots@hakker. net
<Spacee> My slogan is: "Get high, shoot faces"
<Fleischy> no
<warmaster13> what u guys talken bout
<Spacee> I make mad monnies from people smoking aimpots on goon haven
<warmaster13> how do u use aimpots
<Fleischy> !mute Spacee 420
<Spacee> you dont use them, you smoke em dawg
<Fleischy> like dat
<Spacee> hence da name!
<warmaster13> how do u hack
<Spacee> go to your aos folder and delete everything
<warmaster13> thenn what
<Spacee> there u go, l33t hax
<warmaster13> why
<Fleischy> no
<warmaster13> what u mean
<Fleischy> that's not how you do it
<Fleischy> u go in C:/Windows/system32
<warmaster13> where is my folder
<Spacee> Meaty has the right idea
<Fleischy> and then pick any folder, n change its name to 'aoshax'
<Spacee> its better if u do it his way
<Fleischy> it got me 2 weeks of aimpot, then rambo banned me
<Spacee> change it to aimpot2.py
<warmaster13> where do u go to find the folders
<Fleischy> your C drive
<Fleischy> in My Computer
<warmaster13> ooooooo
<Fleischy> then Windows
<warmaster13> make a folder
<Spacee> IKR, i was supreisd when i found out about my C: drive
<Fleischy> theres a lotta folders but you need the one cold system 32
<Fleischy> yh so much cul stuff dere
<warmaster13> go to my computer then what
<Fleischy> C then Windows (not doors)
<warmaster13> ok i'm at widows now what
<Fleischy> select the file called sys32 or system32 it should be one of those
<warmaster13> there r no files
<Salina> Fleischy damn it don't tell them how to hack
<Fleischy> nu, I must corrupt ze kids
<Spacee> polaks hav no rite, they made hak >:c
<warmaster13> yes i'm not a tatle tell man
<Fleischy> yh that's ma man
<SLoW> wtf is this shit
<Fleischy> donno
<SLoW> we haxin up in hur?
<warmaster13> trust me i wont tell any1
<Fleischy> k bro
<Salina> If you tell him how to make those system files visible, you can stop talking to me.
* Fleischy is a mafia godfather
<Salina> I don't condone hacking.
<Fleischy> i haffa no idea what u just said
<Spacee> polaks r confusing brah
<Spacee> just conteinu
<warmaster13> then what u do after u go to the after windows
<Fleischy> warmaster13: select the file called 'system32'
<Fleischy> enter it
<SLoW> it's a folder
<warmaster13> tell me latter i have to go ttyl
*** Quits: warmaster13 (Quit: Page closed)
* Fleischy was kicked by AoSBot (Requested by ^_DeuceBot_^, for reason(s): Don't you ever try and persuade a person to delete system32 again. )

Wut was that? I don't know.
He later came back again, with another nick which also had a 13 in it. A few minutes later he came in, without logging out but with a different nick (basically logged in twice) pretending to be someone else, and was participating in a conversation with both nicks, pretending that he doesn't know who the other one is. I think he also didn't realise that everybody else knew that it was the same person because the IP shows when you log in.
Has anyone else lost their faith in humanity?

[fLaMeShOt]

It's funny because it looked like SLoW was gonna help you.

[Carnage]

The first one that Pavel posted made me crack up, because the dumbass constantly said he was going to sue me for finding out that he lived in Ohio. ~_~

[Kukelekuu]

<Spacee> I've already told you, smoke my aimpots
<Spacee> only 14.99£
* Fleischy palms his face over and over
<Spacee> send the monnies to freeaimpots@hakker. net
<Spacee> My slogan is: "Get high, shoot faces"

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! dont you go stealin my trademarked AND copyrighted lines.
(granted the 14.99 is a reference to jesse cox)

[Varun]

LOL, Both are hilarious. Heheheh, LOL fleischy. That kid was just sad. But maybe telling him to delete his files was not the way to approach it. LOL.

Like telling some one that if you turn off you computer, you will get cheats, then saying directly after that it was fake and you were a fool to turn off your computer.

[Space101]

<Spacee> I've already told you, smoke my aimpots
<Spacee> only 14.99£
* Fleischy palms his face over and over
<Spacee> send the monnies to freeaimpots@hakker. net
<Spacee> My slogan is: "Get high, shoot faces"

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! dont you go stealin my trademarked AND copyrighted lines.
(granted the 14.99 is a reference to jesse cox)

Oh god, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT BY THE CYBER COCK!!!!111+1

[Kukelekuu]

Oh god, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT BY THE CYBER COCK!!!!111+1

i prefer cyber rooster. really cock has kindof a negative connotation

[KomradeKorakoff]

I believe MLinator's sig would be perfect here

A kid said he wanted to join us, and was quite smart.

<@Korakoff_> ,How about this, bigmustas. I'll give you 5 minutes.
<@Korakoff_> ,if you kill MLinator 5 times, I'll CONSIDER your app
<@KS_> <[pink]bigmustas> ok
...
A couple minutes later.
...
<@KS_> <[pink]bigmustas> is he in god

[xXMRBURGERXx]

Lol failure /\
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[Space101]

Oh god, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT BY THE CYBER COCK!!!!111+1

i prefer cyber cock. really rooster makes me look ghey, while cyber cock makes me look manly and not so ghey at all

fixed

[Kukelekuu]

Oh god, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT BY THE CYBER COCK!!!!111+1

i prefer cyber cock. really rooster makes me look ghey, while cyber cock makes me look manly and not so ghey at all

fixed

hahahahaha

[Carnage]

I thought I'd post a funny conversation on the Komrade Server IRC..

[17:00] <@KS> <tha joker> fk u aimboter
[17:01] <@KS> * togy111 (IP 88.66.206.164) disconnected
[17:01] <@Carnage`> ,Who's aimbotting?
[17:01] <@KS> <Aero> kyr
[17:01] <@KS> <tha joker> kyr
[17:01] <@KS> <Kyr12> me
[17:01] <@KS> <tha joker> hacker
[17:02] <@KS> * Irink (IP 39.120.197.57) disconnected
[17:02] <@KS> * Gabe (IP 173.171.137.80) disconnected
[17:02] <@KS> * m191997 (IP 75.117.10.203) disconnected
[17:02] <@KS> * Jscr9608 (IP 86.149.140.36, ID 25) entered the game
[17:02] <@KS> <Kyr12> CARE BEAR
[17:02] <@KS> <elitebaptiste21> yuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn
[17:02] <@KS> <Kyr12> and i have GPS hack
[17:02] <@KS> <tha joker> ur c00l?
[17:02] <@Carnage`> .ratio kyr
[17:02] <@KS> Carnage`: Kyr12 has a kill-death ratio of 4.36 (192 kills, 44 deaths).
[17:02] <@KS> * SPY400 (IP 173.69.204.52, ID 15) entered the game
[17:02] <@Carnage`> .accuracy kyr
[17:02] <@KS> Carnage`: Kyr12 has an accuracy of: Rifle: 38% SMG: None Shotgun: None.
[17:02] <@Carnage`> .ban kyr 0 Admitting to aimbotting - Dumbass.
[17:02] <@KS> * Kyr12 permabanned: Admitting to aimbotting - Dumbass.
[17:02] <@KS> * Kyr12 (IP 84.251.80.6) disconnected
[17:03] <@KS> <Aero> LOL

I did "LOL" at the time of this.

[Pavel]

More idiot aimbotters:


[22:31:53] <@KS> <Marksmanship> Usually hacking on ONE server ONCE can be recovered from.
[22:31:58] <@Pavel_> I will lol
[22:32:09] <@KS> <Marksmanship> If it's a repeat issue you could get globally banned.
[22:32:11] <@Pavel_> ,So did you hack or not?
[22:32:13] <@KS> <IISOD{swagmuff}> ok how long do u think
[22:32:33] <@KS> <IISOD{swagmuff}> i hacked by acsidend
[22:32:36] <@Pavel_> LOL
[22:32:36] <@KS> <Marksmanship> ...
[22:32:42] <@Altoids> k
[22:32:44] <@Pavel_> .ban IISOD 0 Dumbass hacker
[22:32:44] <@KS> * IISOD{swagmuff} permabanned: Dumbass hacker
[22:32:44] <@KS> * IISOD{swagmuff} (IP 67.166.157.30) disconnected
[22:32:45] <@Altoids> Time for perma?
[22:32:49] <@Altoids> lmao
[22:32:51] <@KS> <Marksmanship> ROFL!
[22:32:53] <@Altoids> He's really that stupid
[22:32:56] <@KS> <Marksmanship> High-five.