Get rid of the body!

[ZaPhobos]

snipah looses control of his own minigun (you're a sniper, you're not supposed to have that!) and gets shot in the face.

[MrMeow]

I kill ZaPhobos with an M79.

I can't hide the body because there is none.

[ZaPhobos]

FUS RO DAH!

MrMeow's body flies into the ocean, never to be seen again.

[ChaosTLW]

eta ihm, crap it out,???,porfit

[ThisFrickinSite]

ChaosTLW miss spells his name upon login and the server has an exception and lets him log in so his former epenis is deleted. Cant be found now.

ThisFrickinSite gets to a different dimension where his parents were making a porno.You died by being scared to death of the horrific scene.The End.

my parent are divorced. even in that universe.

[ZaPhobos]

thisfrickensite gets pushed into acid. The end.

[ThisFrickinSite]

IM BACK BITCH ima get warned for this

[aceospades]

I run you down with my muscle car and take your "pancakes". :P I hide your body in the public swimming pool.

[ZaPhobos]

I beat you violently with my fists, thanks to me being a robot, I have metal hands, I also have training that makes them registered lethal weapons.


I throw you in a pot, boil you, chop you up, and sell you the the flesh bag humans as "sloppy joes."

[MrMeow]

I load an EMP grenade into my Grenade launcher, I fire it at ZaPhobos and it hits, frying his circuits.

I put his body into a recycler pocketing a nice 500 nanites.

[ZaPhobos]

I loose my pet dragon on you.


You're gone, cause he ate you.

[Aeroclaw]

I take the pickaxe and slice ZaPhobo's head off.

Then I feed him to fat guys.

[ZaPhobos]

I first hit you with a shovel to knock you out, then use a pickaxe to harvest your organs and make a profit.


Your body parts are scattered around the globe via black market.

[LJ123211]

I repeatedly smack you with a hammer until you die.

I hid your body in my closet....No one will ever find it

[ZaPhobos]

I drug you with a chloroform cupcake, torture you, cut off your wings, use adrenaline shots to keep you alive, bisembowl you, adrenaline shot, then just take out your organs, screw adrenaline.
I bake your organs into cupcakes, then stuff your body like Chuck Testa. And hide it in my basement.

Note the fanfic references.