Destroy the objective!

[Fett316]

I summon Ronald Reagan!

I use "Tear Down This Wall" on your wall.

Is it super-effective?

[kmaj]

I summon an army of hoplites that hit the wall until it's on fire.

[IrishElf]

I attack kmaj's hoplites with fifty thousand Persian infantry!

[Falcon]

Dear god this community is full of trolls

I grief the wall with my spade and draw penises on it.

I draw Graffiti on the wall.

Ignored...

I tunnel up to the top of the wall and start chucking grenades at the attackers.

You've been put down as a defender, all attacks do 500 less damage

I place a ladder on the wall and climb it, avoiding the need to destroy it.
I then poor hot oil on all of the attackers for assaulting the wall.

Put down as defender, all attacks do 1,000 less damage which takes away the burn effect!

I summon Ronald Reagan!

I use "Tear Down This Wall" on your wall.

Is it super-effective?

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE 100,000 DAMAGE! (this is with the defense added)

I summon an army of hoplites that hit the wall until it's on fire.

The hoplites form a phalanx and do a whooping 1,500 damage! (this is with the defense added)

I attack kmaj's hoplites with fifty thousand Persian infantry!

The hopolites are destroyed!

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Objective: Giant Wall
HP: 999,852,500
Buffs: -1,500 damage
Curses:
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Attackers: Kmaj, Fett316,ugotpiez
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Defenders: IrishElf, MrMeow

[ugotpiez]

I spray the wall with a fire hose, causing the wall to become weaker.

[ZaPhobos]

I reach into my ender chest, and pull out... potions of weakness! I throw them at defenders, weakening them.

I pull out a chainsaw and hack at defenders afterwards.

THEN A WILD G0L3M APPEARS!


Are you liking of my pictures?

[Fett316]

I summon Tiger Woods to snipe IrishElf and MrMeow with golf balls using Club Attack.

Tiger then attacks your wall with Car Crash.

[ugotpiez]

I kick it so forcefully part of the wall shatters apart.

[aceospades]

Pick at it with a toothpick?

[ZaPhobos]

I show you how it's done for 25 minutes, boosting moral, and thus attack strength.