Vending machine

by **MrMeow** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:09 pm

You get a pirate named Jack.

I put in a lump of coal.

by **Ultrayoshi49** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:20 pm

Out comes a torch.

I put in a cahir.

by **MrMeow** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:25 pm

You get a snipr rfle.

I put in 250 pounds of explosive ordinance.

by **aceospades** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:36 pm

Vending machine's gone. I find a different one and put in a penny.

by **ante185** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:40 pm

out comes money-penny

i put in a rooster

by **MrMeow** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:55 pm

Out comes a hen, Disturbing isn't it?

I force Dracula into the machine.

by **xXxGpridexXx** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:24 am

Dracula Disappers

I put in a bomb

by **MrMeow** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:15 am

You get a live bomb that explodes upon human contact, The blast is only strong enough to kill you.

A Sardine.

by **aceospades** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:38 am

You get a goopy mess. Yuck!
I put in a candy bar. :P

by **xXxGpridexXx** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:01 am

I get a Multiplyer and copy 100000 candy bars and give them to children

I put in a Vendor

by **Valor** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:14 am

A nipple tree comes out and shoots nipples at you.

I put in a gaybar.

by **Dhoz** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:16 am

I get a Willy Wonka Rainbow Chocolate

I force Rambo into the machine

by **aceospades** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:40 pm

Guys! It's the person above you puts in something, and you say what they get in return, and you put in something; not you get something!

by **jlordo** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:03 pm

You get a kookie for being right

I insert an Elvis impersonator into the machine.

by **xyz** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:03 am

You get a Elvis impersonator's son.
I put in...a cookie!