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Vending machine

Postby ZaPhobos » Tue May 29, 2012 6:13 pm

This a favorite of mine!

Put something into the machine, EX: soap
And the next person says what you get out, then they put an item in.

Scenario:
A: You get back soap on a rope, *puts hand in*

B: You get the stump of what used to be your hand out. * inserts cannon*

Simple, right?
Lets start:

I put in a coin.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby MrMeow » Wed May 30, 2012 5:32 pm

Hm, You get a carnivorous dollar.

I put a Rat in.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby ZaPhobos » Wed May 30, 2012 8:22 pm

You get a chainsaw that flies out, disemboweling you.

I insert a length of rope.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby MrMeow » Wed May 30, 2012 10:05 pm

A piece of rope comes out but it is extremely heavy, On closer inspection you find that it is attached to an anchored which is attached to a Yacht.

I insert a button.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby ZaPhobos » Wed May 30, 2012 10:08 pm

Out comes a lever.

I put FILTH in.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby MrMeow » Wed May 30, 2012 10:10 pm

The filth comes back liquefied and ready to drink!

I shall insert 200 bucks!

(Lol, Fun.)
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Re: Vending machine

Postby ZaPhobos » Wed May 30, 2012 10:15 pm

You get 20% back, the rest is bottled and given to Chuck Testa, whom then says his popular catchphrase.

I insert... I tank.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby MrMeow » Wed May 30, 2012 10:19 pm

You get a scooter with a cannon mounted on the back.

I shall insert a used napkin.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby ZaPhobos » Wed May 30, 2012 10:23 pm

The napkin refuses to soil the machine by going within, as it is filthy, it then says that there is a teapot orbiting the sun between Mars and Earth, but you cannot prove it wrong as the teapot would not be able to be seen.

I insert aaaaajon.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby USABxBOOYO » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:54 pm

The vending machine returns asdf.

I put in a trollface.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby Ultrayoshi49 » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:06 pm

The vending machine refused to accept your trollface, and launches it out the window.

I put in a wolf plushie.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby ZaPhobos » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:37 pm

You receive a dragon plush toy.


I insert a ticket.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby aceospades » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:01 am

You get a candy bar.
I put in a coin.
Is that you Luigi?
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Re: Vending machine

Postby MrMeow » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:30 am

You get a coin of lower value.

I put in an M79.
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Re: Vending machine

Postby ugotpiez » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:17 am

You get an M69.

I put in a sparrow.
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