Vending machine

[SRL]

You get prostate cancer.

I insert a musket.

[HaileyTOOCUTE]

Ur mom shoots u with a rifle.

I insert $5000.

[SRL]

The machine prints out a note saying "Thanks for the 5 grand!" and a trollface.

I insert a 30.06.

[HaileyTOOCUTE]

You get $1038548

I insert $100000000000000

[SRL]

The machine takes your money again.

I insert an OtterBox.

[Krooper]

You get an inbox

I insert a cancer(the animal!) that has cancer (the disease)


Something is definitely wrong with us, people. Why are we so much up to the stupid cancer...s

[Venator]

cuz u has cancur

[Krooper]

That only explains half of it. How about them cancers (THE ANIMALS, for God's sake!!!)

[iamninja28]

You get cancer


I insert a picture of me.

[ZaPhobos]

The machine prints a note:

"Never again."

*Sparks*



I insert a waffle.

[iamninja28]

You get a waffle pressed ninja,
And the machine says, print delayed.

I insert my dirty launder with a sticky note it's "clean" written on it

[Venator]

It gets burned

I insert that gif of that black dude dancing with sum chickenwings

[ZaPhobos]

The machine sets it to music, gives it a rainbow background, and spits it back out.



I insert a time machine.

[Krooper]

The machine travels to future.

c'mon, it all happened already! (and I'm not gonna build another time machine again, to bring it back).

[ZaPhobos]

...the time machine comes back with a note:
"Don't do that again."

I insert a pocket watch.