Vending machine

[Cloudnine01]

You get a poptart.

I insert a FLAVOURED poptart

[mcape6]

You get a mangled dead rat hurled towards you

I insert a dollar

[Cloudnine01]

You get a mangled dead rat hurled towards you

I insert a dollar

HOW THE HELL IS THAT RELATED TO A FLAVORED POPTART

[mcape6]

it's what there made out of....trust me

[Cloudnine01]

[ArcaneNyte]

You get half a dollar.

I insert a can of soda.

[lukasturbo]

You get a bottle of soda.

I insert a double guitar

[Krooper]

You get a double-guitar-shaped-bottle of soda


I insert a time machine

[lukasturbo]

The vending machine travels to the future.

I insert a glass ball.

[Krooper]

You get nothing. The machine traveled to future, remember?

I use my awesome not really engineering skills to build another time machine that allows me to return the vending machine back to our time (the only topic I don't wanna end)
Enjoy

[ZaPhobos]

Congratulations, krooper, your trolling skill has increased to fourty.


I insert a baseball.

[mcape6]

you get peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

i insert a pre used iphone.

[lukasturbo]

you get a pre used ipad.

I insert a gold ingot.

[ArcaneNyte]

You get a sliver ingot.

I insert a daedric gauntlet (SKYRIM!)

[MrMeow]

You get a Daedric Pauldron. (MORROWIND!)

I insert uselessness.