Survive the above users attack

by **CrazNoDale** » Sun May 27, 2012 5:18 am

So you have to survive the above posters attack.

So here is an example:
Attack: I throw a punch at the below users dick.

Defense:I get a sex change before you hit me. (So now that you have survived you have to attack the next poster)
Attack: I ddos the next posters computer

Defense: Im using a laptop so duck you
Attack: Next poster is about to get anally raped by King Kong.

And it keeps going on and on. Stole this idea from the Gang Garrison 2 forums.

by **CrazNoDale** » Sun May 27, 2012 5:19 am

So I will start off

Attack: Next poster is about to get anally raped by King Kong :P

by **razor10000** » Sun May 27, 2012 7:07 am

Defense: I use a shout to call Godzilla.

Attack: I call Odahviing to help me fight the below user.

by **CrazNoDale** » Mon May 28, 2012 6:12 am

Defense: I don't know what that is so I tell my mind that it is a scrawny little squirrel

Attack: Next poster gets banned from this forum

by **Nixumoi** » Mon May 28, 2012 6:43 am

Defense: I use special hacks to ban the admins and moderators first.

Attack: Next poster will be thrown into the winter of Finland.

by **G33KSaraH** » Mon May 28, 2012 6:48 am

Defence: I swim in Antarctica
Attack: Airstrikes made of nukes.

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Mon May 28, 2012 7:31 am

defense: I eat nukes for breakfast.

Attack: 300 deuces with smg's are attacking and you only have a shotgun.

by **SRL** » Mon May 28, 2012 8:08 am

Defense: Sway the deuces with a moving speech filled with lies they'll easily believe

Attack: The deuces turn against you

by **G33KSaraH** » Mon May 28, 2012 9:56 am

I'm a MLG player so I kill them all.
Youll yourself without anyway of stopping it not a dream or anything it's real :)

by **razor10000** » Mon May 28, 2012 11:17 am

Defense: Trying to not understand the above user's awful grammar.

Attack: Activate Bloodlust Mode.

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Mon May 28, 2012 5:52 pm

Defense: I don't know what bloodlust mode is so how can it affect me?

Attack: awefool graemar atack powur = 9001

Website · by **demo123** » Mon May 28, 2012 6:04 pm

Defense: I summon a grammar n@zi.
Attack: I tell the Devil to send you to Hell.

by **SRL** » Mon May 28, 2012 6:23 pm

Defense: Why should the Devil listen to you?
Attack: Scarface with an MG36

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Mon May 28, 2012 9:17 pm

Defense: Me with a sniper.
Attack: i ate your heart with your brains as topping in between 2 honey glazed chops of ham and bread.

by **SRL** » Mon May 28, 2012 11:03 pm

Defense: I get turned into a zombie before you can.

Attack: Chuck Norris. Nuff said.

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