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Cook the person above you!

Postby Frostified » Wed May 16, 2012 3:57 pm

Let out your inner canibal. Cook the person above you. You can serve them with and in whatever way you like.
E.g person who posts next would put:

I bake Frosty till golden brown, I then transfer him took a silverware tray and drizzle him in applesauce.

Post away.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby SICKfudge » Wed May 16, 2012 6:44 pm

I spear Frosty from end to end, then roast him over an open fire while I melt marshmellows into his empty eyesockets and serve with whipped cream.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby ChaosTLW » Wed May 16, 2012 8:06 pm

I slowly cook SICKfudge on vomit for 24 hours, then transfer the resulting liquid onto a couple of cups and give it away at some soup kitchen.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby USABxBOOYO » Wed May 16, 2012 8:10 pm

My pack hunts and kills ChaosTLW and we proceed to cook his remains on an open fire. I eat first, of course.

Technically this isn't cannibalism.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby CraftDinur » Wed May 16, 2012 8:33 pm

i make booyo into wolf ice cream but get hit by a bus and then peed on by a dog before i can eat him.

now the person who has to eat me is forced to eat road kill.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby HaloWarLord711 » Wed May 16, 2012 9:08 pm

I put craftdinur into a microwave and leave him in there on popcorn setting for a few weeks
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby fLaMeShOt » Wed May 16, 2012 9:46 pm

I put a spit through HaloWarLord's mouth until it comes out his *ahem* and set him over the fire to roast. Yum.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby ugotpiez » Wed May 16, 2012 11:46 pm

I grate fLaMeShOt with a cheese-grater, then lightly sprinkle him onto my pasta, saving the rest for later.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby Altoids » Thu May 17, 2012 5:32 am

I eat ugotpiez raw.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby ugotpiez » Thu May 17, 2012 6:19 am

I saute Altoids because don't like raw meat.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby deathphantom1221 » Fri May 18, 2012 11:46 pm

I put ugloptez in a deep fryer and cook him untill crunchy
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby SgtBagel » Sat May 19, 2012 5:05 am

I put deathphantom in to a giant sized BlendTec and blend him until he's turned into a sort of puree. Next I cut open some bagels and spread some deathphantom-puree into it with some sauteed onions. mmmmm i'm hungry.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby ChaosTLW » Sat May 19, 2012 5:07 am

Throw napalm bomb at SgtBabel, then cut his burned corpse in pieces, put some sauce, mayo, some rice with brocolis, voila. The dinner is served.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby MrHaaaaaaxFF » Sat May 19, 2012 5:12 am

Chop ChaosTLW into small bits, fried them up, pour some tomato sauce, use with rice. Hmmmm delicoius.
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Re: Cook the person above you!

Postby ugotpiez » Sat May 19, 2012 5:17 am

Eat MrHaaaaaaxFF alive because I'm too lazy to cook.
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