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There's a hill. You want to be on top of it.
The goal is simple, use anything to get the last poster off the hill, and claim it as your own. Use guns, missiles, nukes, words, a bucket of lava, a man-eating plant, a dinosaur, a tractor, a pencil, a slapchop, a narwhal, a laser pointer, a taco, a neck tie, a child's laughter, or even death by chocolate...
I'm the king of the hill!