Yo Mama Jokes

[Varun]

I really dont get that one.

[Smiley]

yo mama so fat that when she was shot-it only went through so much fat.

This remember that I once read that you would need to weight 650+ kg(something like that, can't remember exactly) for your fat to stop a 9mm bullet.

At what range?

[Fleischgeruch]

I really dont get that one.

Yea cos I make these up in 10 seconds.
Basically her skin would be so filled with fat, it would have the same fat concentration as ice cream (which is really fat).

[Varun]

Right........
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

[Fleischgeruch]

Yo mama so green, she photosynthesizes.
DAMN I suck... I'm outta here.

[bov930527]

Yo mama so fat, she rapes green for breakfast.

[StormBlaze101]

yo mamas so pour the ducks throw bread at her

[Narkumir]

Yo Mama so greasy, She sweats Crisco

[TheGeekZeke101]

Your Momas so old, she babysat Yoda.

[Mkinger25]

Your mom so fat, when she stepped on a scale her phone number popped up ( area code included).

[ugotpiez]

Your mom's fat.

[blackcowboy]

yo mama so stupid that when she stuck a batterie up her butt she sang: i got the power to take shower and get all clean and watch lightning mqueen and after gonna kill a bat with bat back to back with a treeeeeeeeeeee
got it from a buddy

[gmodder22]

Yo mama stunk of berrys and your father was a hamster.

[Ultrayoshi49]

YO MAMA SO FAT, we are very concerned for her health.

[Gupzee123]

Yo mama's so fat, when she died her grave took up the whole space in the cemetery.