Yo Mama Jokes

[Crenox]

Yo mama so ugly, she look like Shrek.

[Smiley]

Eh heh, heh, heh, heh, ( me laughing BTW )

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

[CommanderCody]

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

[Carnage]

Haha, I like the Wii Fit one.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

[rafcommando1]

Yo mama so ugly, she thought the go-compare advert was a mirror.
I think only people in England will get that one.

[JimTheMan]

Yo Mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout

[CommanderCody]

yo mama so fat that when she was shot-it only went through so much fat.

[ChaosTLW]

yo mama so fat that when she was shot-it only went through so much fat.

This remember that I once read that you would need to weight 650+ kg(something like that, can't remember exactly) for your fat to stop a 9mm bullet.

[Sniper101]

yo mama so fat that when she was shot-it only went through so much fat.

This remember that I once read that you would need to weight 650+ kg(something like that, can't remember exactly) for your fat to stop a 9mm bullet.

Wow! Really! I remember reading something like that too.

[Crenox]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

[deltalead]

Yo mamas so dumb she thought zombies where real

[Fleischgeruch]

mama's* were*
Yo mama so dumb but at least she can spell better than deltalead.

[deltalead]

meh

[Uxlay]

Your mama is so dum she was able to burn water

[Fleischgeruch]

That's not dumb. That's scientific.
Yo mama so fat when she drops some ice cream, they say 'Hey, you're shedding skin!'