Defend the duck from the mods!

[aceospades]

I knock on the door again. 3 attack.

[ZaPhobos]

I take a sledgehammer to the door.

4 attack.

We're doomed, so long as the staff is active.

[HoboHob]

PLS DON'T BAN ME BOOYO SLAYER MADE ME DO IT

I use Simox's WA2k to snipe tGM.
5 Attack.

[ZaPhobos]

I douse myself in gasoline, still wearing BOYOO and light myself on fire.

6 Attack.

[aceospades]

I keep knocking. 7 attack.

[HoboHob]

I slap PXYC.
8 attack

[aceospades]

Knocking. 9 attack

[USABxBOOYO]

No one's home. 0 attack.

[HoboHob]

I nuke the mod hotel.

1 attack.

[Herms]

I ask for the duck back nicely.

2 attack.

[ZaPhobos]

I walk through their fire and flames, and carry on.

This just became count to 15 before a mod. Again. RULES ARE EDITED.

Attack set to 0 to compensate for rule change

[Ryu]

I throw a nade. +1 attack.

[Found]

I infiltrate the mods base and pick up the duck... But got caught. The duck is closer.
+2 Attack

[Cloudnine01]

TF2 SCOUT POWA!
Forums have the duck back =P

[Herms]

I cook a bird in a bird in a bird in a duck in a bird in a pig.
+4 attack