Bar fight!

[MrMeow]

I flee the bar and drive off into the night.

[aceospades]

I club you with a bar stool and drag your body inside. Aimed at SRL.

[Eagle7]

I take a wine bottle and break it over your head.

[ArcaneNyte]

I take a broken wine bottle and shove it in Eagle's eyes.

[aceospades]

I shove your head under the tap and turn it on until you're completely knocked out.

[Eagle7]

I make aos drink so much beer, he dies from it.

[Found]

Drink 'till I faint

[SRL]

Quietly drink my cocktail then speed away in my Aston Martin.

[gmodder22]

And i aprear from no were and break a lot of beer and strong liquors all of the place and start a fire with my lighter.

[MrMeow]

I slowly keep crawling towards my car, The Yoshi's are eating the patrons.

[gmodder22]

I drench balled up papers in remaining strong liquors and throw fire balls at every one and the remaining strong liqours causing a beer-splosion.

[SRL]

Nope. Le fire extinguisher.

[gmodder22]

Then i punch srl in the face and grab the jar of pickled pigs feet and shove them in his mouth while bashing him with the fire extinguisher he dead surprise big not.

[aceospades]

I explode from the back room wielding a frying pan. It finds your head.

[gmodder22]

And yet my head has a titainium plate in it that takes the impact then i take said fire extinguisher and shoot the adhesive foam at your face covering your mouth eyes nose like being somthered by super glue hard as hell super glue i add because its insane.