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Bar fight!

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Re: Bar fight!

Postby SRL » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:37 am

I quietly ignore the fight, drink my alcohol, pay the bartender and leave without a scratch.
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby ZaPhobos » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:40 am

I sit in the booth, watching.
I pick up my bottle and take a swig of...

Milk.
STEPHANO HAS ENTERED THE BAR.

He doesn't drink, so wtf is he doing here?
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby MrMeow » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:41 am

I take the barkeep's shotgun and go to town on the patrons.
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby Ultrayoshi49 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:42 am

I run and grab the bartenders meat cleavers, and begin lobbing them at people
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby ZaPhobos » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:44 am

Stephano throws the bottle with expert precision at MrMeows head.
He picks up a nearby stool and smacks Meow with it.
He picks up the fancy wine bottles, taking note that it's heavier and more durable than normal bottles.
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby aceospades » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:52 am

And is promptly clobbered from behind. Which hurts the most, the empty one, or the full one?
Is that you Luigi?
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby ZaPhobos » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:54 am

REFLEX

He swings the full bottle behind him, giving a good WHACK to whomever hit him.
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby MrMeow » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:54 am

A wild Omar appears.
He starts selling weapons to the fighters.
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby Ultrayoshi49 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:55 am

i chop Omar up into tiny pieces from behind
"oh, looks like they're gonna hafta glue you back together, IN HELL!"
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby ZaPhobos » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:57 am

Stephano brings the bottle down on Ultrayoshi's head.

"Well then, pay more attention."
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby Ultrayoshi49 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:58 am

in my drunken rage, the bottle has no effect
i begin hitting stephano with my "sword"
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby MrMeow » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:59 am

I thrust my fist into your gut, Pull your head up by your hair, Thrust into your nose breaking it. I then snap your neck
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby Ultrayoshi49 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:00 am

a baby yoshi army begins flowing from my dead body, eating everything in sight
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby ZaPhobos » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:00 am

DAAAAAAAAAAYUM.


I back out slowly
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Re: Bar fight!

Postby SRL » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:02 am

I stick my head in the doorway.

RUN, ZAPHOBOS, RUN!!!!!
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