Bar fight!

[aceospades]

There's a fight at the bar, take down your opponents with something that would normally be found in a bar. No police.
I stand on the bar, holding a mug, ready to take someone on.

[TheSifodias]

I break a beer glass and stab you with the sharp end.

[HaileyTOOCUTE]

I get some shots and break the glasses over your head.

[aceospades]

I grab up a stool from the bar and hurl it at you, knocking you to the floor. I bandage up the wound from the shard.

[HaileyTOOCUTE]

I grab a bazooka out of my pants and launch it at you.2121313 missles.

[aceospades]

Not found in a bar.
So I leap up and drop a hanging light onto your head.

[HaileyTOOCUTE]

I barely dodge it then I throw 10 bottles of beer at you.

[aceospades]

I get up from the floor and grab a couple of bottles. Now tell me, which hurts more? An empty bottle, or a full bottle?

[HaileyTOOCUTE]

full but before you hit me I throw a long bottle of beer filled at you.

I quickly call the police and sprint out the bar.

[aceospades]

The bouncer stops you since you haven't payed your tab.

[HaileyTOOCUTE]

I run back in and throw 1,000 at the bar tenders face.And run back out.
Police arrive found you and put you in jail.

THE END I WIN!!!

[aceospades]

EXCEPT… as admin of this game I disable police function. No more police.

[MrMeow]

I clog AceoSpades over the head with a stool leg.

[Ultrayoshi49]

I pick up a stool and use it as a shield, while i break a bottle and use it as a sword
I mumble drunken gibberish, and charge at MrMeow

[MrMeow]

I take a drink of booze and use my lighter to spit fire on everyone.