I can't sir, it's a liquid!

by **mcape6** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:06 pm

Ok, I went and put all the naughty people in the world on the naughty stool for five minutes and they are sorry for anything bad they have done.

Buttler! Fetch me thor's hammer!

by **jlordo** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:50 pm

Okay, I watched the movie Thor and used my "make a movie real ray" and stole Thor's hammer.

Butler, Kil yourself with this grain of sand.

by **Venator** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:14 pm

K i sharpened the grain of sand and cut my throat with it

Butler,get me a polak that isnt griefing

by **razor10000** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:26 am

Sure thing sir, in fact, this one was team-killing a greifer before. Don't know what you're going to do with it, but enjoy sir!

Butler, bring me a cooking frag grenade!

by **Venator** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:51 am

k im layin the nade in a pan with hot oil
the oils bois and i give you the pan

Butler,get me a nuke

by **SICKfudge** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:30 pm

Here, I mearly strolled to the nearest milatary base and pocketed it

Butler! Breathe through you nose and speak at the same time!

by **Venator** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:24 pm

Ok, i did it
Butler,bring me the sun

by **jlordo** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:35 am

Ok I built a rocket that can withstand the heat of the sun. Here it is. Careful, don't burn yourself, It's hot. :P
Butler, find someone playing COD that doesn't want to add vehicles, nukes or planes to AoS. Oh yeah and while ur at it, kill yourself with this grain of rice. :3

by **ChaosTLW** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:33 am

Ok, I create a magical mirror that takes me to a paralel dimension where everything is the opposite, so there AoS is shitty and CoD players are nice. I bring him to this dimension to give it to you, but he explodes.
I drop the grain of rice from space in my head.

Butler, give me a new, awesome and Einstein-inteligent brain.

by **kyze** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:54 am

ok sir you can have mine

butler answer this question: if a tree falls in th forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound

by **mcape6** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:26 am

Of course it makes a sound, that's fucking stupid....sir

butler, create me some energy!

by **razor10000** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:44 am

Yes sir, I steal the life force from the earth and use it to make some energy. Enjoy sir!

Butler, make the world into voxels!

by **dslbis** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:52 pm

yes sir i click on voxels and i make the earth out of voxels
BUTLER,give me 1,000,000 POTATO CRISPIES NOW

by **ChaosTLW** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:27 pm

Granted, I make the Pringles president hostage and he makes me 1.000.000 crispies.
Butler, evolve the human race into something better. The humans nowadays are pure shit, somehow they manage to be both incredibly inteligent and stupid.

by **aceospades** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:41 am

Yes sir. I improve your brain so you don't think that anymore.
Butler, "If a bear goes to dump in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, is the Pope's hat still funny?" Answer the question Johnson. :P

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