I can't sir, it's a liquid!

by **MrSheeppeh** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:39 am

You're the butler of the last person, he asks you to do something impossible.
You still have to do it, tell how you did it.

I'll start.
Butler, cut that milk!

by **Venator** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:43 am

Ok sir i let your milk get spoiled so i was able to cut slices of it.
Enjoy your milk sir.

Butler,get me some universal peace!

by **MrHaaaaaaxFF** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:37 pm

OK sir i got United Nations get peace treaty now, enjoy your peace sir.

Butler, give me some dark matter!

by **Venator** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:05 pm

I asked god kindly if he get me some and he sent me some per mail.

Butler,start a war between usa and russia

by **MrMeow** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:36 pm

Yes, Sir.
I leave and disguise as a US trooper and murder some Russians, They are now at war.

Butler, Get into Area 51 and take some pics and I want a souvenir.

by **Ultrayoshi49** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:12 pm

Yes, Sir.
I dug a tunnel underneath it with my trusty spade and brought you back an alien.

Butler, get me a sample of fire from the core of the sun.

by **MrMeow** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:48 pm

As you wish, Sir.

I fly up with my space ship and dive straight into the sun not to be seen for 46 years, You get a knock on your door and I walk in with it contained.

Butler, Give yourself lungs made out of fiber glass.

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:37 am

Yes, sir. I make a mold of a dead persons lungs and spray fiber glass over it.

Get me some dark matter for reall unlike the other person who didnt know that dark matter has atoms so small that it can fit between the bods of other molocules and is moved along by the solar wind (or is it dark energy?) so it can and will go through any container.

by **Venator** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:22 pm

k sir ill just stab you so i dont need to get that shit
Butler,get rid of that body

by **MrHaaaaaaxFF** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:37 pm

Ok sir, i gave it to the police, they have it hidden very carefully at the hospital, and they are coming to arrest you.

Butler, give me some voxels!

by **Venator** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:00 pm

k i downloaded aos on your pc so u have lots of voxels

Butler get me some cheese from the year 2000 A.D

by **MrSheeppeh** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:40 am

Here you are, sir, I went back in time and bought some cheese.

by **Venator** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:34 pm

so what should i do for u ?

by **razor10000** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:21 am

Butler, bring me a Flood Infection Form!

by **MrHaaaaaaxFF** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:42 am

Ok sir, i brought a fresh Flood Combat form from somewhere here, sir, enjoy your infection.

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