Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[MrMeow]

Granted, But you still get a beating.

I wish for a glub glub...

[Venator]

Granted,but since i dont know what glub glub is you get ballcancer

I wish i had 4 arms

[MrMeow]

Granted, But 2 fall off.

I wish for hash browns.

[Venator]

Granted,but your dog eats them and dies

I wish for a cure for cancer

[SRL]

Granted, but it's extremely expensive.

I wish for free tickets to the American Idiot musical.

I EDITED IT THAR U HAPPY NAO

[Venator]

Since you didnt made a wish you get killed

i wish for bacontrees

[Krooper]

Granted, but all the bacons on them taste like shit.

I wish I had a pound of weed I could sell for 35 grand

[Venator]

Granted but the cops get you and put you in

I wish there would be chocolatemilk-rivers

[PyroPlunger]

Granted, but fish still swim in them.

I wish it would rain money.

[Venator]

Granted but only pennies

I wish i Had a rat thats as big as a horse so i can ride on it

[PyroPlunger]

Granted, but it runs away and trains teenage mutant ninja turtles.

I wish it would snow ice cream.

[Venator]

Granted but its the flavour you hate the most

I wish it would rain chocolatemilk

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but then the clouds are cotton candy and the corn stalks pop into popcorn as discord attempts to make equestria more interesting thanks to you making what appeared to be an MLP reference.


I wish for some popcorn to see the rage that comes next.

[MrMeow]

Granted, But the rage never happens...

I wish I had more knives...

[Eagle7]

Granted,but they fly at you and kill you.

I wish i had tons of vinyl scratch cds.