Riddlesssssssssss

[armandux1]

laugh out loud (lots of times) or lots of stick figure people sticking their hands up (if u look closely)

It says me :D

Nobody, peacocks don't lay eggs.

Dammit, if only i knew the names of bird in english XD, i knewq peacocks didn't lay eggs, i jsut didn't know that in english they are peacocks. :D

[Aakash]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

[ChaosTLW]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

BDSM.

[Dimi]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

BDSM.

xD

If a plane crashes on the border of Maryland and Virginia, where should the survivors be buried?

I haven't seen this one answered yet so...You don't bury survivors.


When you talk about me , i'm gone.
Who am I ?

[Aakash]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

BDSM.

whats BDSM??

[ChaosTLW]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

BDSM.

whats BDSM??

Bondage, cant remember D, and Sadism/Masoquism.

[armandux1]

Thanks to google: The crazy woman "shoots" a picture of her husband, then drowns his picture for 5 minutes taking out the stress that he has caused and develops the picture, and the hangs the picture imagining him suffering a slow death and also dries the picture

[aceospades]

Box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. Riddle is not my invention.

[Varun]

Eggs.

There was a man. One night, he was listening to the news. After a little while, he turned off the light, walked up the stairs, and went to bed..

The next morning, after a storm, he heard something on the news. He was so shocked by what he heard that he committed suicide. Why did he commit suicide?

Hint: The words in bold are clues to his profession. Find out what his profession is to find out why he committed suicide.

[ChaosTLW]

Crazy doctor trying to create Frankenstein. He heard his lil monster was free and killed himself out of fear of being hunted by his own creation.
The bed is Frankesntein's bed, where he got shocked and was thus "born".

[fLaMeShOt]

I have a great riddle that only the smartest man could possibly answer correctly. WTF is the point of joining more than 1 clan???
GGOOGOG winner gets fLaMe Milkshake.

[ugotpiez]

Because their favourite food is rice.

You leave your house and start wandering, you soon get lost, you come to a fork in the road, where one path is the correct way back home, which is it?

[aceospades]

Pick up the fork from the road, and go in the direction you came from. :)
What have I got in my pocket? :) not my invention

[ugotpiez]

Food.

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

[ChaosTLW]

The letter E.

Someone abducts you. He says that he knows everything, and tells you that if you tell a lie, you will be shot to death, if you tell something that is true, he will slit your throat. What you need to say to survive?