Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[ugotpiez]

Granted, I become so overly active that I thought eating meant I was lazy and I died.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[aceospades]

Granted, but that's only because you start twiddling your thumbs.

I wish I had a few more wishes to do as I please with. :)

[ugotpiez]

Granted, with one of those wishes you decide to kill yourself.

I wish I was UberMan.

[aceospades]

Granted, whatever it is, but there's nothing in your job description.

I wish for this game to end :)
And I thought I said as I wish to do with. :)

[ugotpiez]

Granted, but I just started it up again.

I wish you knew what UberMan was.

I wish I had a few more wishes to do as I please with. :)

Granted, with one of those wishes you decide to kill yourself.

[aceospades]

Well that's granted, but I also know it's someone who sleeps 30 minutes every 4-6 hours.
I wish I had a high tech gaming computer.

[RonPaul]

Granted, it got a virus and was broken
I wish you thought through your wish more precisely

[ugotpiez]

Granted, he wished he had a high TECHNOLOGY gaming computer.

I wish I could fly.

[aceospades]

Thanks for the support!
Granted, no disruptions this time!
I wish everyone was as helpful as you. :)

[ugotpiez]

Granted, everyone becomes too helpful and keeps begging you to assist you.

I wish it was easier to come up with an original wish.

[razor10000]

Granted, but somebody thought of it already.

I wish for Windows XP.

[aceospades]

Granted, but Ace of Spades is updated to run on Vista or higher.
I wish for an elephant to sit on your computer.

[ugotpiez]

Granted, an elephant is sitting on razor10000's computer, but for some reason you're right next to him and he decides to smash you.

I wish an Orca splashed water on you.

[aceospades]

Granted, but I got my hands on Darth Vaders armor he could have upgraded to. I wish I could use the Force.

[ugotpiez]

Granted, you choke yourself with the Force because you realize that Star Wars sucks ass.

I wish Star Trek and Star Wars didn't exist.