Survive the above users attack

by **Nixumoi** » Wed May 30, 2012 6:15 pm

Defense: INJECTION!

Attack: DISECTION

by **MrMeow** » Wed May 30, 2012 7:25 pm

Defense: A tank!

Attack: Catpocalypse.
( Angry cats rain from the heavens! )

by **ZaPhobos** » Wed May 30, 2012 8:26 pm

Defence: I give them all scratching posts

Attack: Angry bronies with unicorn horn spears. ON TOP OF PEGASAI.

by **MrMeow** » Wed May 30, 2012 10:07 pm

Defense: I put an oversized blender below them as they spawn.

Attack: BATTLE CATTLE!

by **ZaPhobos** » Wed May 30, 2012 10:09 pm

Defence: BATTLE BEARS

Attack: Huggables.

by **razor10000** » Thu May 31, 2012 8:05 am

Defense:

Attack: Next poster is locked in their room for eternity until they have finished Dark Souls.

by **Mehrunes** » Thu May 31, 2012 8:39 am

Defense : Have fun playing Dark Souls, and win it within a few hours because of my Azn Power.
Attack : Next poster gets tied onto a rock naked while he is chemically burnt by super bleach, while being rolled down a hill.

by **CrazNoDale** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:49 am

Mehrunes wrote:Defense : Have fun playing Dark Souls, and win it within a few hours because of my Azn Power.
Attack : Next poster gets tied onto a rock naked while he is chemically burnt by super bleach, while being rolled down a hill.

Defense: The rock is an inch in diameter, when I am naked a hot chick comes and sucks my dick, I use bleach on my clothes so I'm used to it and the hill is made out of soft cotton.

Attack: You are caged in with a gigantic gorilla with his rape face on.

by **ChaosTLW** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:29 am

The Gorilla is actually a (really creepy) 10cm Gorilla toy.

/infect CrazNoDale AIDS

by **razor10000** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:39 am

Defense: Gets immunized from CrazNoDale AIDS.

Attack: Next poster plays Ace of Spades with jammed guns for the next century.

by **ChaosTLW** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:50 am

My guns start shooting jam; my enemies die from the excessive fat they get after I shot them.

Pack of wolvees? Pack of wolves.

by **Altoids** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:38 am

Defense: Rushes the wolvees with assault rifle, goes melee and breaks the necks of each one of them.

Attack: Opens up a tear in the space-time continuum and makes the universe fold in on itself.

by **ChaosTLW** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:42 am

I'm in another universe, so in the end, you kill yourself :3

btw, that was attack and defense at the same time.

by **ThisFrickinSite** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:51 am

Defense: your attack is being somewhere else? That's like an automated defense...

Attack: You are pinned to the ground with millions of pounds weights over you arms and legs, but not crushing them, much like dumbbells.I am slowly driving a knife repeatedly into your abdomen for a painfull and slow death. But I get bored and drive a bullet through your head. Still un-satisfied, I chop up your remains with a circular saw and feed them to strays. But there is too much of you to go around, so I throw the rest into a small pond behind a grocery store.

by **SRL** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:12 am

Defense: Mad scientist gives me life again.

Attack:Russian Roulette on your genitals.

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