Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[ChaosTLW]

i imagine that you mean what ausralia and america call soccer?
granted, but you take an arrow to the knee and cant participate

i wish i had better internet

Yap,exactly
Granted, but when you are fapping(why else would you want that internet? :D) your duck explodes and you die from bleeding.

I wish all the arrow to knee joke to disapear :(

[Varun]

me2:(
i hate the joke, but i couldnt think of anything else
granted, but then people start saying bullet to the knee jokes
i wish that i couldnt feel pain

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but then you die from all the cumulative damage to your body.

I wish I had a Wish :(

[HaloWarLord711]

granted but it is useless

i wish all the stupid people of the world would die

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but you die too No offense intended :(

I wish they removed that random Bad Luck shit in Battlefield 3, it just keep killing me at random times, even when I'm inside an attack chopper without taking any damage. :(

[HaloWarLord711]

Granted, but you die too No offense intended :(

I wish they removed that random Bad Luck shit in Battlefield 3, it just keep killing me at random times, even when I'm inside an attack chopper without taking any damage. :(

none taken,i would like nothing more then to die.

granted but then good luck glitches start,and you still die


but i really hate that glitch also

[rensdragonlord]

Granted,But you have to die instead.

I wish they make a bridge for us to travel around the world with cars or combine all the island/countries together like it used to be.

[Varun]

granted, but someone blows them up.
whats the random bad luck glitch?
i wish for a wish that isnt useless

[Pulchritude]

Granted, but it turns useless after you received it. (Which means the wish was useful until you got it, which then became useless).

I wish for a fair ode sung by ReubenMcHawk.

[Varun]

granted, but Reuben gets sore throat on the day and his singing turns bad.

i wish i had better, and larger shoes

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but those keep falling when you walk

I wish I could suck mikuli's skill out of his body so I was as good as he.

granted, but someone blows them up.
whats the random bad luck glitch?
i wish for a wish that isnt useless

It is a thing in Battlefield 3, when you die of enviroment damage (e.g car exploding, hit by a falling chopper[happened to me once lol]), it says you died because of bad luck. But there are some random times where you simply die of bad luck for no reason at all.

[Varun]

I see. Thanx for the Info.
Back to business.
Granted, but the immense overload of power destroys you, returning to its original wielder.
I wish there were less poor people and sick people in the world AND i dare you to be evil enough to disrupt that wish.

[ViCtorY]

Granted, but you became poor because poor people got rich and sick people got cured , but you GOT INFECTED ( zombiezz.)
I wish i was a girl with BIG BIG BIG (word has been deleted because there are kids in the forum...)

[kmaj]

Granted, you now have big big big cheeks and can't talk nor see.
I wish I was THE BIG MAN, HASS THE ROCK.

[Varun]

Since i don't know what that means...... granted, but the rock falls on your head and you go into a comatose state.
I wish, or rather hope, that there will never be a zombie apocolypse