Eagle7 wrote:Kiss a hippo because it won't maul me to death.
Actually...
Wikipedia wrote:Hippopotamuses are by nature very aggressive animals, especially when young calves are present. Frequent targets of their aggression include crocodiles, which often inhabit the same river habitat as hippos. Nile crocodiles, lions and spotted hyenas are known to prey on young hippos. Hippos are very aggressive towards humans, whom they commonly attack whether in boats or on land with no apparent provocation. They are widely considered to be one of the most dangerous large animals in Africa.
I'd rather not become a bronie.
Would you rather hipfire a punt gun to kill a lion, and break all your bones, or use a .22LR pistol?