King of the Hill

[mman789]

...Standin' around like a bloody idiot...
*SNIPED*
My hill, ya wanker.

[kmaj]

I send these:
No sniping here.

[AceofSpadesSniper]

I nuke hill, get a Make-your-own-Hill kit and build one somewhere from the radiation. I then put gigantic bullet proof windows to surround the hill (around it and on top of it), an electric fence, a field of motion sensing mines underground along with other explosives, and a sensor door that only responds to my fingerprint. Plus a bouncy pad that will send nukes back to the plane. If you do somehow enter, I have a chair that you will fall into on entering and strapped to it, and then tortured by Justin Bieber's singing and u must STARE at him until you say you want to exit, at which point you are flung out. I am currently inside the hill.

MY HILL NAO!!!

[swordoflightning]

ha HA i shoot the hill with an ion cannon and you die

[XxXAtlanXxX]

I'll rent some mercenaries, besiege the hill and wait until swordoflightning dies of starvation.
My hill.

[ThisFrickinSite]

I snuck in particles in the build your own hill kit that react with the water from the oncoming storm and kill everyone on site.

[swordoflightning]

little did you know that the storm was an ion storm so you die my hill again

[Altoids]

I has a shield :P

[ThisFrickinSite]

ion storms are not biased against who they kill... you die too, hill is now up for grabs and i buy it for -500$ (shields no work its back is clearly open =\)

[AceofSpadesSniper]

summons ion storm and nukes hill...

like a boss!

[DrSandwich]

nope.avi
My hill

[EssigGurkenFred]

I am running faster than you!
My hill.

[XxsnipahxX]

I get wesker from resident evil, he teleports inside, my hill, he also kill jill valentine and the others

[MrMeow]

I buy the legal rights to the hill and call the police on anyone who trespasses.

[ZaPhobos]

Chief of police, find a loophole in the contract, and have you thrown out. I use a bunch of lumberjacks to move the hill onto my version of the death star, with no stupid hole for anybody to shoot ion rockets down.