Vending machine

[Krooper]

You get a useless Daedric Pauldron

I steal it from you and insert it back into the machine.

[Venator]

Thief!Your hands get chopped off

I insert your hands

[lukasturbo]

You get his fingers back. GROSS.

I insert 6 tomatoes.

[Venator]

You get 5 tomatoes back

I insert 5 slices of pizza

[lukasturbo]

You get a whole pizza.

I inset my wallet.

[Venator]

You get your wallet back,empty

I insert a steaming pile of shit

[lukasturbo]

You get you shit back.

I insert some jarate

[Venator]

You get he pile of shhit mentioned above

I insert bacon

[lukasturbo]

you get bacon strips.

I insert $100

[Venator]

You get nothing

I insert 1$ and press the pancakebutton

[lukasturbo]

You get 101 pancakes cause I forgot to press a button after I put $100 and you put $1 and the pancakes cost $1 so that's why you get 101 pancakes.

I insert $2.50 and press the crit-a-cola button

[Venator]

Your choice is empty :O i keep them moneyz

I insert cancer

[lukasturbo]

You get ass cancer

I insert a gummybear.

[Venator]

You get suprise buttsecks

I insert crystal meth

[Krooper]

You get methylamine

I insert my old pc