Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[JayKay2532]

Granted, but the annoying CoD kids are an important part of it's multiplayer universe and resulting, making CoD pointless for the time being.

I wish my mum was away so I could sneakily play AoS! Oh wait, she IS gone! Hehehe :3

[hindos]

Granted. But then your dad came in... o.O

I wish I had a loyal slave to do whatever I bid them to do!

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but people nowadays don't take that thing so kindly, so you get arrested Unless of course you have some BDSM fetiche

I wish I could remember what I was going to wish :(

[Snowy]

I wish I had a Monster Truck!

[HaloWarLord711]

granted,but it tries to eat you

i wish PEW PEW PEW

[DoomSplitter]

Granted, PEW PEW PEW is the sound of someone firing a gun at you.

I wish I hadn't waited until the last minute to begin working on my macroeconomics report...

[MynameisPWNED]

Granted but you fall asleep and drool on your report. YOU FAIL

I wish i could do this:

[KnightOfPC]

Granted but the Banana eats you.

I wish AoS had no guns. Trollface.jpg

[Varun]

Granted, but the trollface kills you for that suggestion, then uses its powers to bring guns back.

I wish accuracy with the rifle was brought back.

[Conduit]

Granted, but now everyone is an MLG pro and now you can't do jack anything without getting killed the second you spawn.

I wish I had a pet Mirelurk, named Wiggles.

[Varun]

Since I have no idea what a mirelurk is, Granted, but the mirelurk eats your face.

I wish I was a better runner.

[hindos]

Granted, but you forgot to wish for balancment; so you tripped and broke ur legs.

Also a mirelurk is a mutant crab from fallout NV ;)

I wish I could definetively know that death isn't a loss of conciousness

[Varun]

Granted, and because I want that ability too, I'm not gonna disrupt it. I see I'm not the only one with that theory.

I wish I didn't have a sprained wrist, because the sports carnival is tomorrow and I am screwed in Javelin, Discus and especially shot-put.

[ChaosTLW]

Granted, but you forgot to wish for balancment; so you tripped and broke ur legs.

Also a mirelurk is a mutant crab from fallout NV ;)

I wish I could definetively know that death isn't a loss of conciousness

If I'm not mistaken, the Mirelurk is not in FNV, that one is the Lakelurk, and the Lakelurk is a mutant turtle, not a crab. The Mirelurk is on FO3.

[JayKay2532]

Granted, but your wrist got stabbed through by a javelin.

I wish people on AoS would stop making disturbing pictures you can see on the map.