Here's all of the instruments I have at my disposal.
I bought the Blue guitar off of Ebay for $16 two Winters ago, it's great for regular guitar and bass practice. The White one is my mother's, it's a Palmer Acoustic.

These are my basses. The Black one on the left is a Telluride Eb-01, the kind that come in starter packages. It's my first, and now it is semi retired. I once played it 3-6 hours a day for >365 days straight when I started. The silver one is an Ibanez Gio GSR-100. June 13th will be 6 years I've owned it, payed $150 for it and it's the best instrument I've ever picked up. The last is a Dean Metalman-Z. This was a birthday present some years ago, but I can't play it very well because it's too damn big. It sounds mean, but it takes some real strength to even wield.

These are my parent's guitars. The red one is my mother's as well, it's a Kramer 200 ST Striker. The other is a Gretsch, my father's. They never really learned how to play and just mainly kept them around for occasional use, but I've taught myself how to play on these. I've kept them tuned and cleaned ever since I learned how to play.

This is a goofy ass keyboard that belonged to my since deceased uncle. It serves no purpose other than for laughs. I once ran Jingle Bells on this through my Metal Master pedal.
Brutality.
This is my current setup for Bass and Guitar. The big amp is my bass amp, a Kustom 30-w amp. Note the hand painted Screw Attack logo. The small one on top is a Gorilla 25-w electric guitar amp. Below that is a pedal box I hand-made that houses all of the power to the pedals I use. The red pedal board is a Boss ME-20B Effects Processor for bass. It's got wah, phaser, compressor, etc. and a function that allows for me to alter my tone for just about type of music. The black pedal is a Digitech Metal Master distortion pedal. It encompasses different tones from 60's-70's rock to the extremest form of death metal. Works well for bass too. The blue one is a Boss Compression-Sustainer. It allows me to have greater playability in my bass, boosting quiet signals and lowering loud ones.
What's neat about all of this is that all I have to do is switch amps for bass and guitar and it's ready to go!

Wasted Years:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrZSR5SRJgString and Inlay changing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7up3hvaw ... el&list=ULThese are my toys. :D