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Postby SICKfudge » Mon May 21, 2012 6:10 pm

Just post something funny that someone/you has said or read :D


A couple from me:

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*sighs* my moobs are sagging a bit, maybe I need an op, you know, to give them a little lift, make them more firm.... (My overweight companion, Dan)
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby ChaosTLW » Mon May 21, 2012 7:14 pm

When life gives you a lemon, don't make a lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I am the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I will get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby demo123 » Mon May 21, 2012 8:32 pm

ChaosTLW wrote:Demonic Anti-Atheist Croatian
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby beastydool1 » Mon May 21, 2012 9:53 pm

. ”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby Articsledder » Tue May 22, 2012 12:26 am

"Hey, if you want, we can go in the bathroom and I can give you a handjob" -Creepy old guy who sat next to my friend in DC

Subway stations are scary
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby RonPaul » Tue May 22, 2012 12:46 am

Articsledder wrote:"Hey, if you want, we can go in the bathroom and I can give you a handjob" -Creepy old guy who sat next to my friend in DC

Subway stations are scary

Dang people are creepy, "Yeah get meh $$wag 0n! Gut da best ballz on da chain bitches!" Some ghetto asshole talking slang in my first period
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby ChaosTLW » Tue May 22, 2012 12:51 am

I'm posting this on the same day, but meh:

"I'm going to raped you."
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby xdarkmassiah » Tue May 22, 2012 2:07 am

ChaosTLW wrote:When life gives you a lemon, don't make a lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I am the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I will get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby tunaspirit » Tue May 22, 2012 6:33 am

Playing Spirit Camera for the 3DS feels like watching a horror movie when a naked man ocassionally taps his penis on your shoulder.
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby razor10000 » Wed May 23, 2012 9:50 am

"There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched."
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby RonPaul » Wed May 23, 2012 1:20 pm

razor10000 wrote:"There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched."
— Cortana

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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby MrHaaaaaaxFF » Wed May 23, 2012 1:32 pm

REUBEN DDOS'D ME!!
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby tunaspirit » Wed May 23, 2012 2:55 pm

You think this isn't real? Oh it's VERY real.
EVEN MORE REAL, THAN YOU BEING RAPED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD BY YOUR UNCLE!
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby beastydool1 » Fri May 25, 2012 6:35 pm

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
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Re: Quote's of the day

Postby USABxBOOYO » Fri May 25, 2012 7:07 pm

<^USABSERVER^> <theiler> i gave you 30 strokes with de paddle and no dead
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