Does anybody know where I can buy my own pet Korakoff?

[Shadow]

They're so cute, I just want my own.

[USABxBOOYO]

I think if you go to that Chinese place down the road, they have a few. Not sure where else you'd find them. Maybe in some sketchy pet store, but the Chinese place is much better. I bought one there once and they gave me a free fortune cookie and a coupon that read "$10 extra on any meal". So yeah, I would recommend them.

[Paratrooper]

One does not simply buy a Korakoff.

Unless it's prostitution

[Kodinsky]

He's gay. Bit my wiener in half.

[Warhead88]

I got mine from the Russian store on the other side of town. It came in a two pack but I never found the Kodinsky that came with it.

[KomradeKorakoff]

If I could get a Korakoff i'd be gay too.

[Mehrunes]

Mmmm.... Korakoff... Okay, uhm.. Oh yeah! The warning seal that came in my package yesterday for the Korakoff Fun Pack... Gotta tell you that he actually films you doing the funny with him... Or was that a different type of Korakoff package?

[EgO]

I already got one, so cute and fluffy, long story short: I ate him...

Mmmmm gooood

[Kodiak]

I have the original Korakoff so fak u guise

<3 u bby

[Ultrayoshi49]

I got one down at some sketchy black market when I made a visit to Madagascar. It was only 1500 Yen, and it was worth it. So fluffy and cute.

[Fluttershy]

Just remember, no bright lights, no feeding after midnight, no getting him wet.

[Falcon]

I got mine from a mexican mafia man named Pepe. They threw him over the border, but his softness cushioned his fall so he's ok. I would put child control on your comp, he likes to look at kinky shit late at night.

[CraftDinur]

I think if you go to that Chinese place down the road, they have a few. Not sure where else you'd find them. Maybe in some sketchy pet store, but the Chinese place is much better. I bought one there once and they gave me a free fortune cookie and a coupon that read "$10 extra on any meal". So yeah, I would recommend them.

wat teh heck are you trying to say? is there something wrong with chinese people?

[artik]

you're all autistic and gay and i dont know how u cant see how stupid you are

[WARNED] Disrespectful and Off-Topic. -Booyo

[ChaosTLW]

It is actually quite easy to hunt a wild one, you just need to go to North Korea, only place where it is legal, with the right equipment.