GIVE MEH GIRL ADVICE!!!!!

[MediumShadow]

Rule #1: Find a girl who won't get mad if you accidentally get her pregnant.

hahhahaha man i was crying laughing for like a couple minutes

[Falcon]

Lawl, I can pick dem gurls up like dead seagulls.

Dude I pick up bitches (female wolves. Don't get mad) like I pick up rabbits.

I pick up bitches like you pick up dead rabbits

I also like this flospy

[mcsixto95]

The first you gotta do is acquire a target. Once the target is acquired, approach slowly and cautiously. Talk with her from time to time. Convince her your her friend. Once you are her friend, you can begin making your move. Hang out with, talk with her, beat up guys who hit on her at the club, etc. Then, when you guys are at a party and you know nobody there, proceed to slowly get her drunk. Take shots, play beer pong, whatever floats your boat. Once shes at a dazed/tipsy state of drunkenness(she isn't blacked-out) reveal your feelings for her, kiss her, and duck her. The End

[Flospy]

Lawl, I can pick dem gurls up like dead seagulls.

Dude I pick up bitches (female wolves. Don't get mad) like I pick up rabbits.

I pick up bitches like you pick up dead rabbits

I also like this flospy

This Flospy is Rainb0wPenguin.
OOOOOH. FEEL THE BURN.

[Falcon]

But, but, but, but you seem so much more mature on this Flospy account than he Rainb0wPenguin one...

[SoapToDaChoppa]

Wait Flopsy is Rainb0wPenguin??? O_o'

[Flospy]

But, but, but, but you seem so much more mature on this Flospy account than he Rainb0wPenguin one...

[Tigershield]

Duo date.

When you have a date. Ask her to get some friends whit here, You do the same. double the chances,


You might get some nookie.

[xBURGERx]

Heres some advice: When you got a wife pr GF who wants to do it DO NOT HAVE KIDS!theyv are a money drainer and the only good thing about them is they are the next gen of AoS players

[SoapToDaChoppa]

Heres some advice: When you got a wife pr GF who wants to do it DO NOT HAVE KIDS!theyv are a money drainer and the only good thing about them is they are the next gen of AoS players

Easy solution: MAKE HER TAKE IT IN THE REAR!!! >:D MWAHAHAHA!!! I'm good with that. =w=

[ThisFrickinSite]

Pro tip number 1) Dont use pick up lines unless your trying to make fun of your self (a surprisingly semi-effective method)
Pro tip number 2) Dont try to act like something your not. Especialy if your not "cool" and thats what your going for (dont go for it) because then there is a 90% chance of you acting like a looser. Of course if you see an opprotunity to actaully be awesome, take it. And of course acting like something your not leads to nothing but bitching form both people.
Pro tip number 3) Dont make your first relation ship with one that you would actually care alot about. That would be like going into war without knowing how to use the trigger on a gun. Choose another relation ship to start first with someone that you dont care about too much, but you need to act like she is your dream girl. Practice makes perfect. If she breaks up with you, you did something wrong (unless she really doesnt like you).
Pro tip number 4) Dont be shy, but also dont make it look like your making an extreme effort to meet her/be around her. At that point you just look creepy.

[SoapToDaChoppa]

Pro tip number 1) Dont use pick up lines unless your trying to make fun of your self (a surprisingly semi-effective method)
Pro tip number 2) Dont try to act like something your not. Especialy if your not "cool" and thats what your going for (dont go for it) because then there is a 90% chance of you acting like a looser. Of course if you see an opprotunity to actaully be awesome, take it. And of course acting like something your not leads to nothing but bitching form both people.
Pro tip number 3) Dont make your first relation ship with one that you would actually care alot about. That would be like going into war without knowing how to use the trigger on a gun. Choose another relation ship to start first with someone that you dont care about too much, but you need to act like she is your dream girl. Practice makes perfect. If she breaks up with you, you did something wrong (unless she really doesnt like you).
Pro tip number 4) Dont be shy, but also dont make it look like your making an extreme effort to meet her/be around her. At that point you just look creepy.

Honestly, I think these are prolly the best advice I've heard yet! :D (No offense other guys; it's not you, it's me :C)

[ThisFrickinSite]

Pro tip number 5) dont say "its not you, its me" when you break up. They dont like that, and its just cheesy.

[MediumShadow]

The first you gotta do is acquire a target. Once the target is acquired, approach slowly and cautiously. Talk with her from time to time. Convince her your her friend. Once you are her friend, you can begin making your move. Hang out with, talk with her, beat up guys who hit on her at the club, etc. Then, when you guys are at a party and you know nobody there, proceed to slowly get her drunk. Take shots, play beer pong, whatever floats your boat. Once shes at a dazed/tipsy state of drunkenness(she isn't blacked-out) reveal your feelings for her, kiss her, and duck her. The End

hahahahhahahahahaaha did you forget this advice is for a 16 year old?

[Fleischgeruch]

The first you gotta do is acquire a target. Once the target is acquired, approach slowly and cautiously. Talk with her from time to time. Convince her your her friend. Once you are her friend, you can begin making your move. Hang out with, talk with her, beat up guys who hit on her at the club, etc. Then, when you guys are at a party and you know nobody there, proceed to slowly get her drunk. Take shots, play beer pong, whatever floats your boat. Once shes at a dazed/tipsy state of drunkenness(she isn't blacked-out) reveal your feelings for her, kiss her, and duck her. The End

hahahahhahahahahaaha did you forget this advice is for a 16 year old?

I'm pretty sure a 16 year old is more than fully capable of doing the things said above. Where I live it is, at least.
Also, Thisfrickinsite, please consider employment of a spell checker. You made my eyes pop out of their sockets, took me hours to find them again.