What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

[RobotPirate99]

i would start a shtf cummuntie in the country fences off. sneak away for a bit to have sex with my girfriend

[Putin]

I better not start with the thing I would do.

[TRYxHARDERxPANTS]

Play this over and over on my computer on constant loop until the zombies find me and eat me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI

[ThisFrickinSite]

Not what this guy did (read the WHOLE thing).

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/immortality

[wheelz]

^how bout you some that up in one paragraph coz im too lazy to read.
Plz :D

[ThisFrickinSite]

^how bout you some that up in one paragraph coz im too lazy to read.
Plz :D

Your missing a good story but....

Edit: this would be a good time for [spoiler]

Guy sees blind homless man stuble out of busshes and trys to help him, not being used to looking for zombies, he is the second infected. You have to read the rest to see how gruesome it is to be a zombie in this persons mind. [Ducked] up shit.

[USABxGUNSLINGER]

Well, my dad is in the U.S. Navy, so if any evacuations were to happen (I live near two military bases), my family would be one of the first to go (also, my dad is the highest rank you can be in the navy without having combat time, so that'd put us up higher), but if evacuations were to fail, I'd drive downtown, fight through the zombies, get to a boat, load it with as much supplies as possible, and float away till the plague dies out. And I could fish, although, not sure if the fish could get zombiefied...

My plan is fool-proof!

[tunaspirit]

i'd flee to the moon with other people, to find out that one of the people in the spaceship was carrying the zombie virus
and everyone turns into zombies

le fint

[Habsburger]

1. Make a community in the countryside.
2. Coup d'etat
3. Rule people and defend from zombies until end of plague.
4.????
5.Profit

[ChaosTLW]

1. Make a community in the countryside.
2. Coup d'etat
3. Rule people and defend from zombies until end of plague.
4.????
5.Profit

Five bucks you don't even go through the Coup d'Etat without getting killed.

[Habsburger]

1. Make a community in the countryside.
2. Coup d'etat
3. Rule people and defend from zombies until end of plague.
4.????
5.Profit

Five bucks you don't even go through the Coup d'Etat without getting killed.

"All plans are perfect until the first contact with the enemy" - Heinz Guderian

I'm aware of it , unfortunately.
Oh and you've been awarded the Cookie Of Brazilian Awesomeness by me , King Of Nothing and No-One.

Feel proud!

[Varun]

I'm gonna repost this, cos its a couple of pages back.

[beastydool1]

Think of the games Deadrising 1 and 2. Make dem awesome combo weapons and beat the living crap out of them. Well dead crap uh YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Q~Q

[MUSEFan]

I would play Rebecca Black songs out loud, so I can easily keep the zombies away from me in a ratio of 5 km.

But I don't know if I would survive...

Not because of the zombies, just because of the fact that I would be listening to Rebecca Black all the time, I don't know if I could survive that.

[Mkinger25]

1.scat my pants
2.pray
3.hope i taste like the best ribs ever with my blood as BBQ ( might as well be a legend to the zombies)