What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

[ValkyriiKing]

Lol I already know how to survive. I read too much Zombie survival guides and I know warehouses near low populated cities filled with supplies and guns. :D Imma get a group of people, build some defenses around the storage facility, steal vehicles and move them into fort. and have organzied parties to do certain task.

[lehma18]

Now Now a mace is easier to swing then a sword

I haven't actually swung a mace before, but i doubt it's lighter than a sword.

if you break enough bones the zombie might still be alive but there wont be anything for him to move with.

He can still crawl, broken bones wont stop you from moving.

Anyway I dont need to worry about getting close and personal with the zombies, I'll be wearing my full set of plate; I dont think zombies can gnaw through 16 gauge steel.

They can rip it off, thought. It's also incredibly heavy and it limits your movement, you wouldn't survive long.

Lol I already know how to survive. I read too much Zombie survival guides and I know warehouses near low populated cities filled with supplies and guns. :D Imma get a group of people, build some defenses around the storage facility, steal vehicles and move them into fort. and have organzied parties to do certain task.

Nice plan, but what makes you think you'd be the leader? Since there's a ":D" in your text, you're propably a teenager or younger.

[Fleischgeruch]

lehma, I hereby proclaim you the Sherlock Holmes of ace of spades.
Wear your title with honor.

[Derpylicious]

2nd now should not be capitalized. than* , it's* than* don't*, don't*
My work is done here.
Oh and steel? Really? Have you ever actually worn a full set of plate armor? Damn heavy just to wear, you'll be exhausted the second you start running. You'll be limited to slow pace walking only, which can have a thousand disadvantages. Yea sure, you'll be almost immune to melee weapons. But just think of the other problems one gets from wearing armor.

Yes I own a set I know how to move in it and believe me you can run in it; it only adds 40 or so Kg's to my weight and its quite balanced all over the body

I haven't actually swung a mace before, but i doubt it's lighter than a sword.

Not lighter but more fluid in the swings, and things kinda give way to it rather then blades which get stuck in walls/zombies.

He can still crawl, broken bones wont stop you from moving.

I'd like to see someone try to move with no bones, anyway once they're down so much the easier to brain them.

They can rip it off, thought. It's also incredibly heavy and it limits your movement, you wouldn't survive long.

Each piece has 4-8 leather straps, it takes forever for someone to take it off me when I want it off let alone when Im breaking their skull.
And it also doesnt restrict movement, I can jump, run, touch my toes, do a roly poly.

Plate rules -.^

[lehma18]

Yes I own a set I know how to move in it and believe me you can run in it; it only adds 40 or so Kg's to my weight and its quite balanced all over the body

Of course you can run in it, but you'd be sprinting and swinging weapons around all the time during a Zapocalypse. That "only 40kg's" can determine your fate whilst trying to out-run a horde. I could easily drop my bag of supplies on the street, hide nearby and get it back later, but you wouldn't be able to carry anything while wearing that heavy, poorly ventilated armor.

I haven't actually swung a mace before, but i doubt it's lighter than a sword.

Not lighter but more fluid in the swings, and things kinda give way to it rather then blades which get stuck in walls/zombies.

Why would anyone hit a wall?

He can still crawl, broken bones wont stop you from moving.

I'd like to see someone try to move with no bones, anyway once they're down so much the easier to brain them.

You're saying that hitting people with a mace makes all his/her's bones disappear in thin air?

They can rip it off, thought. It's also incredibly heavy and it limits your movement, you wouldn't survive long.

Each piece has 4-8 leather straps, it takes forever for someone to take it off me when I want it off let alone when Im breaking their skull.
And it also doesnt restrict movement, I can jump, run, touch my toes, do a roly poly.

You're forgetting that zombols usually have superhuman strenght. They would rip it off pretty quick, and i doubt you'd be able to hit a zombie basically in your skin with that big clumsy mace of yours. There's also multiple zombies attacking you most of the time, they "hunt" in "packs".

[Derpylicious]

Of course you can run in it, but you'd be sprinting and swinging weapons around all the time during a Zapocalypse. That "only 40kg's" can determine your fate whilst trying to out-run a horde. I could easily drop my bag of supplies on the street, hide nearby and get it back later, but you wouldn't be able to carry anything while wearing that heavy, poorly ventilated armor.

I've spent 4 hours fighting in it, and I not only know how to ride a horse but know where to steal them, cause methinks there isnt going to be much in the way of petrol after Z-day, so thus I have a horse train to carry supplies.

Can I take your plan?

Equipment includes 10-litres of water, (cooking)pot, tobacko, booze, a 10 litre gas-canister, couple of zippo's, first aid-kit, knives, hatchet, matches, spare clothes, and as much food as i can carry after all that.

You do realise that 10 litres of water Is a good jerry-can sized container when you can buy Water-purification tabs and pick up water when you need it, what happens when you run out of gas? why do you need booze/tobacco? and why do you need more then one knife?

You're saying that hitting people with a mace makes all his/her's bones disappear in thin air?

Nope Im saying that one swing to a leg would shatter the bones, tear the tendons and leave the muscles detached and thereby useless.

Why would anyone hit a wall?

One handed blades tend to get swung more then a two handed blade (provided that the wielder knows how to use said blade) thus "accidents" happen and swords end up decorating the brickwork.

[lehma18]

Of course you can run in it, but you'd be sprinting and swinging weapons around all the time during a Zapocalypse. That "only 40kg's" can determine your fate whilst trying to out-run a horde. I could easily drop my bag of supplies on the street, hide nearby and get it back later, but you wouldn't be able to carry anything while wearing that heavy, poorly ventilated armor.

I've spent 4 hours fighting in it, and I not only know how to ride a horse but know where to steal them, cause methinks there isnt going to be much in the way of petrol after Z-day, so thus I have a horse train to carry supplies.

Then i was wrong, good for you. But what if your horse runs away with your precious supplies?

Equipment includes 10-litres of water, (cooking)pot, tobacko, booze, a 10 litre gas-canister, couple of zippo's, first aid-kit, knives, hatchet, matches, spare clothes, and as much food as i can carry after all that.

You do realise that 10 litres of water Is a good jerry-can sized container when you can buy Water-purification tabs and pick up water when you need it, what happens when you run out of gas? why do you need booze/tobacco? and why do you need more then one knife?

I'm not sure i understood that first sentence correctly. Anyway, i live in the country of thousands of lakes, so getting water ain't no problem. I wouldn't need no purification pills either, boiling the water in the pot will do the trick. If i run out of gas, i get more of it or leave my vehicle behind, depending on the situation. Booze is for drinking and making a fire, tobacko's for smoking of course. Loads of different knifes if i lose some of them, or have to knife a zombie. Better take a new one rather than using the one that has been in a zombies head.

You're saying that hitting people with a mace makes all his/her's bones disappear in thin air?

Nope Im saying that one swing to a leg would shatter the bones, tear the tendons and leave the muscles detached and thereby useless.

Yes, the leg would be useless. He would still have one leg and two hands, he would still keep going.

Why would anyone hit a wall?

One handed blades tend to get swung more then a two handed blade (provided that the wielder knows how to use said blade) thus "accidents" happen and swords end up decorating the brickwork.

Fair enough.

[ValkyriiKing]

Lulz Lehma I would never e the leader I would put someone with the appropiate skills for that. I would rather be a scout of defender. But the problem with group up is it takes up more supplies but if you don't group up your bound to die.

[lehma18]

Lulz Lehma I would never e the leader I would put someone with the appropiate skills for that. I would rather be a scout of defender. But the problem with group up is it takes up more supplies but if you don't group up your bound to die.

Not necessarily, i'd survive pretty well alone. Problem is i'd propably go insane and gut every poor survivor that came in my way ;_:

[TheGeekZeke101]

Well, I'd probably call FPS Russia and get far away as possible. On the way to our secret island, I'd then probably find the hotest girl/Daniella and do you know what ;)

[Fleischgeruch]

Well, I'd probably call FPS Russia and get far away as possible. On the way to our secret island, I'd then probably find the hotest girl/Daniella and do you know what ;)

What if she turns out to be a zombie..?
o_O
O_o

[Ryuk]

I would rule the zombies and be king

[TRYxHARDERxPANTS]

I would do the thriller.

[ValkyriiKing]

Most epic idea EVA!^^^^^^

[RobotPirate99]

I would have a virtul reality headset where i would make every zombie look like a green in AOS and OWN THERE FACES, LIKE A BOSS!!!