How About a Myth

[tunaspirit]

Every 1st of April on the first server on the list, when you go to the coordinate C4, and when you throw 3 grenades in the hole of the map there, rumors spread that a glitch named Clubs will eat everyone's Hearts IRL, by tentacles sticking out of your monitor. Once your Heart is eaten, you go in a state of Spades, where you are in a green/blue team with others without a heart, and you must brutally mutilate eachother with a spade/smg/shotgun/semi/nade in order to be the Ace of Spades. The guy who summoned Clubs will be the leader of <@>, RoT and the Komrades and rule the game. You also will possess the power to nerf and buff weapons for trolling purposes. However, if someone else summons Clubs you and him/her/it must fight to death.

THAT is how Ben became the strongest in AoS.