GIVE MEH GIRL ADVICE!!!!!

[SoapToDaChoppa]

Hey guys I'm back. :P Too hungover from my flight though to pay attention to what you guys wrote. XP

[Benton]

Just go up to the girl and tell her you want to go out with her etc. Tell her why you like her. All girls like honest guys that get to the point.

[Flospy]

Hit her on the head with a stick. That's how you get dem bitches.

Credit to "Year One" film.

[Thelionmaster]

Don't be mean to the girl (obviously) and be yourself, don't try to act like someone you're not. And try not to stare.

[SICKfudge]

Tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth......
what you do then is up to you ;)

[KnightOfPC]

Give her a note saying:
"Like me? Yes = Smile, No = Lick your elbow"

[Fleischgeruch]

Tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth......
what you do then is up to you ;)

I assume you're not referring to mouth to mouth action...
What I would do is put a sandwhich in her mouth and tell her: 'This is what should be in my mouth every morning from now on. Now go back to the kitchen.'
That's how you get dem beaches

[SoapToDaChoppa]

That's how you get dem beaches

But I want a girl, not a beach. :( I mean, it's summer vacation but I'm not really a beach-party kinad guy...

[SICKfudge]

If you had you're own beach im sure everyone would want to spend time with you

[SRL]

The best advice I can give you is not to listen to or take seriously the advice of people on the off-topic forums of a free-to-play sandbox FPS.

[mcape6]

Give her a note saying:
"Like me? Yes = Smile, No = Lick your elbow"

*proceeds to cut of tongue*

EDIT: WOOOOOW 150 posts!

[neblaz]

This thread is full of lols, Give dem bitches love letter. Bitches love love letters

[SICKfudge]

This thread is full of lols, Give dem bitches love letter. Bitches love love letters

A good example of this would be:

Dear -------------


This is kinda embarrising but I think your really pretty so if you dont go out with my i will cut your face up so bad no-one will ever look at you again.
Much love



Dats how i get girls

[Flospy]

This thread is full of lols, Give dem bitches love letter. Bitches love love letters

A good example of this would be:

Dear -------------


This is kinda embarrising but I think your really pretty so if you dont go out with my i will cut your face up so bad no-one will ever look at you again.
Much love



Dats how i get girls

So romantic... <3 <3 <3

[Rydogger]

Nail it to the wall. Go all out.

But in all seriousness, it depends where you are. Friendzone? I know what to do. Might have a chance? Take one.

Give that Ditch a Car. Ditches love Cars.