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My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby Mehrunes » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:56 pm

First before I start this crazy storm of violence, let me tell you what does Yandere mean. Violent and cute. That is all...
Plus I got banned for a day for rambling over crap. Pretty much that's it.
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Another fantastic day, beside a very fantastic girl. Reubena was her name. She was my close friend and crush a few weeks ago, and now she is my girlfriend. She is cute, she is smart. A perfect girl for the likes of me. I was the skinny lanky guy with thick framed glasses over my nose, it felt awkward at first sitting with such a cute girl during class but now I felt more confident about myself as my popularity grew with my relationship with Reubena.

School building was up ahead, a whole day of boredom, with only the tapping of a very distracted girlfriend as regular comfort throughout the day. In the classroom, Reubena did what she always did, tap her fingers on the table. It was noisy but soft, a noise anyone can fall asleep throughout. The tappings initiated my train of thought as my perverse mind trailed through images of a stark Reubena in bed. A rocket flew through my pants with my zipper as restraint. Girlfriend took notice, and I hid it by tucking my uniform into pants. Such pathetic thoughts.

Lessons flew through with a special class test. I flopped it but Reubena always scored the full marks. She taunted me with her body. Turned me on and made me frustrated as when I went to the toilet, it was still up. With my finished business, the bell rang and we could leave school. Reubena came in blushing, a prospect I have only seen on the day she admitted to me how she felt about me. Hopeless me. She asked me to come to her house for dinner, I was fine with it. My parents were always out till midnight so dinner in another persons house doesn't hurt one bit.

The late afternoon sun ran down to turn the colour down to blackness, as we made our way to her house. It was little run down, like any blocks of housing around here. But out of all houses, the house of Reubena Shiki made me the most afraid entering. Magnified even more as I was to enter it, with the owner of the home. I placed my feet onward into the mouth of the home, it was dark. I couldn't see anything till Reubena flipped the switch. Plain furniture, plain everything, not ever befitting to such a special person such as her. She told me noodles and soup were to be served over dinner and are being simmered till now. Soup and noodles were always my favorite comfort foods, they were way more difficult to eat compared to potato chips but hey, I didn't care, my girlfriend likes it, so do I.

Without a word, Reubena slips upstairs with a quick note of not entering the store room as it was very messy. With the presence of her unseen, the aura of creepiness came back. I was paranoid to the insane plainess of the room. A door was in the corner of my eyesight. It was covered in red and black substance. My curiosity peaked into high levels, pulling me closer to the door. Hand at door, the door slips open by itself. A creaking noise, and a sight to behold.

Two white figures in the background, skeletons to be exact. Rotting matter still on floor, plants growing out of it as if a gardener was using dead bodies as compost. I was freaked out, was this the store room Reubena warned me about? Did she do this to the two poor people? Rushed steps made their way down the stairs as they came closer to the room I was in. Rushing eventually stopped as it slowed to steps.

"I did not expect you to do this."

"Why did you do this to... them...?"

"Parents."

As she said that, I remembered she told me about how her parents were so strict in her trainings, and in life to make her the ultimate citizen. She told me she did something about it but did not tell me what. Was this what she did? Killed them and threw them to the store room in the house like an object? Why did this have to happen? Why god.

"Teehee, so you learnt my dirty little secret..."

Oh god no.

A katana ran across a scabbard down her waist, out to reveal a very sharp weapon, covered in dried specks of blood and hair.

"Die for me, Katena-kun."

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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby IrishElf » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:27 pm

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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby Putin » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:49 pm

Wat?
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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby Space101 » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:22 pm

Oh no! I wonder what happens to Mehrunes-kun!
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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby HaloWarLord711 » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:04 pm

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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby Putin » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:52 pm

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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby GoLD » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:07 pm

Mehrunes wrote:First before I start this crazy storm of violence, let me tell you what does Yandere mean. Violent and cute. That is all...
Plus I got banned for a day for rambling over crap. Pretty much that's it.
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Another fantastic day, beside a very fantastic girl. Reubena was her name. She was my close friend and crush a few weeks ago, and now she is my girlfriend. She is cute, she is smart. A perfect girl for the likes of me. I was the skinny lanky guy with thick framed glasses over my nose, it felt awkward at first sitting with such a cute girl during class but now I felt more confident about myself as my popularity grew with my relationship with Reubena.

School building was up ahead, a whole day of boredom, with only the tapping of a very distracted girlfriend as regular comfort throughout the day. In the classroom, Reubena did what she always did, tap her fingers on the table. It was noisy but soft, a noise anyone can fall asleep throughout. The tappings initiated my train of thought as my perverse mind trailed through images of a stark Reubena in bed. A rocket flew through my pants with my zipper as restraint. Girlfriend took notice, and I hid it by tucking my uniform into pants. Such pathetic thoughts.

Lessons flew through with a special class test. I flopped it but Reubena always scored the full marks. She taunted me with her body. Turned me on and made me frustrated as when I went to the toilet, it was still up. With my finished business, the bell rang and we could leave school. Reubena came in blushing, a prospect I have only seen on the day she admitted to me how she felt about me. Hopeless me. She asked me to come to her house for dinner, I was fine with it. My parents were always out till midnight so dinner in another persons house doesn't hurt one bit.

The late afternoon sun ran down to turn the colour down to blackness, as we made our way to her house. It was little run down, like any blocks of housing around here. But out of all houses, the house of Reubena Shiki made me the most afraid entering. Magnified even more as I was to enter it, with the owner of the home. I placed my feet onward into the mouth of the home, it was dark. I couldn't see anything till Reubena flipped the switch. Plain furniture, plain everything, not ever befitting to such a special person such as her. She told me noodles and soup were to be served over dinner and are being simmered till now. Soup and noodles were always my favorite comfort foods, they were way more difficult to eat compared to potato chips but hey, I didn't care, my girlfriend likes it, so do I.

Without a word, Reubena slips upstairs with a quick note of not entering the store room as it was very messy. With the presence of her unseen, the aura of creepiness came back. I was paranoid to the insane plainess of the room. A door was in the corner of my eyesight. It was covered in red and black substance. My curiosity peaked into high levels, pulling me closer to the door. Hand at door, the door slips open by itself. A creaking noise, and a sight to behold.

Two white figures in the background, skeletons to be exact. Rotting matter still on floor, plants growing out of it as if a gardener was using dead bodies as compost. I was freaked out, was this the store room Reubena warned me about? Did she do this to the two poor people? Rushed steps made their way down the stairs as they came closer to the room I was in. Rushing eventually stopped as it slowed to steps.

"I did not expect you to do this."

"Why did you do this to... them...?"

"Parents."

As she said that, I remembered she told me about how her parents were so strict in her trainings, and in life to make her the ultimate citizen. She told me she did something about it but did not tell me what. Was this what she did? Killed them and threw them to the store room in the house like an object? Why did this have to happen? Why god.

"Teehee, so you learnt my dirty little secret..."

Oh god no.

A katana ran across a scabbard down her waist, out to reveal a very sharp weapon, covered in dried specks of blood and hair.

"Die for me, Katena-kun."

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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby PapaKhan » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:00 pm

That was a masterpiece. Seriously, I read through that shit two times and then a third in a Russian accent. I can already picture Mehrunes as the next Shakespeare or next Edgar Allen Poe or something!
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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby GoLD » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:58 pm

PapaKhan wrote:That was a masterpiece. Seriously, I read through that shit two times and then a third in a Russian accent. I can already picture Mehrunes as the next Shakespeare or next Edgar Allen Poe or something!

Indeed.
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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby ReubenMcHawk » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:20 pm

I'm not sure how to reply to this.
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Postby TheGeekZeke101 » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:29 pm

ReubenMcHawk wrote:I'm not sure how to reply to this.
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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby IrishElf » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:45 pm

ReubenMcHawk wrote:I'm not sure how to reply to this.


He wants in your pants, bad.
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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby AznGamer » Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:03 am

Hmm...certain parts of the story remind me of pieces from "Mirai Nikki"...a really deep and dark story.
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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby Mehrunes » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:57 pm

Yah, my thread stories are very deep and dark man.

Dark.

Dark.

Say it with a straight voice while you guys are at it.
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Re: My Super Yandere Girlfriend by Mehrunes

Postby ArvinLarn » Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:42 pm

ReubenMcHawk wrote:I'm not sure how to reply to this.


Best not to say anything at all.

With regards to the story, it's alright. I've seen far worse than this.
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