What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

[PXYC]

Mine was when I was in my basement and I heard something upstairs, I went up, saw a random guy that I didn't know standing there, and then he ran out my back door.
And yeah, I called the police and he got arrested.
The absolute scariest experience you ever had in your life...go.

[ChaosTLW]

I was in a plane going to Natal,a city in the shore,and then the captain said that we were going through some turbulence.5 minutes later,the plane started to randomly jump and go up and down. I tought that I was going to die.Add to that my natural fear of high places and planes,and yup,you've got the scariest experience in my life

[kmaj]

Here is my worst: I was in 3d-4th grade, and during a computer lesson one of my classmates googled John Titor (which is a guy that claimed that he travelled in time or something. He was watching a John Titor video when he noticed a video named "Ichtyosis". It was a slideshow of deformed babies and fetuses, and obviously the entire class come to see it. I followed them, and I'll never forget that moment.
P.S: I never googled holoprosencephaly.

[lolipopstar007]

I was playing AoS in the basement when A miror Crack outside , me and my dad go look and a ramdom guy just took a hockey stick smashed are car window and started running with my dad s football stuff. My dad goes inside get the phone and calls the cops while i get on my bike and chase after him. I reach the guy he punches me in the balls takes my bike and rides away then my dad shows up behind me with the car. i get in and we chase after him. that is when my dad sees a soccer ball in the car throws it at the guy, the guys does a backflip lands on his ass and leaves with nothing.

[Defaulter]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[lolipopstar007]

ohh wa and i called my mom and a guy answered so i was like can i speak to kim and he is like "I WONT YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD TONIGHT YOU F***** B**** and then i hang up

[IrishElf]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Delicious copy pasta, only improves with age.

Also; this one time, I saw a picture of consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. I still have nightmares...

[kmaj]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Delicious copy pasta, only improves with age.

Also; this one time, I saw a picture of consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. I still have nightmares...

What's wrong about this?

[rensdragonlord]

My dog got taken by a pedophile construction worker.

[CraftDinur]

rambo told me he was my mom.

[Articsledder]

Skiing in the woods, stopped and realized I had just skied by a Black bear 50 feet back. Scared the shit out of me, almost got whacked pretty hard by a tree trying to get out of there.

[Habsburger]

When i saw a tornado forming near my apartment. In the middle of a storm , looking thru the window and "KATATAPOOOOM KATAPOOM KATABROOOOOM *mega wind comes in my face* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Something like 15 lightnings hitted something 1 or 2 kilometers away from my house. Brazil has the highest count of deaths per lightnings in the world , plus my PC chair being made out of pure iron. Just imagine my phobia

[zephir]

I'd say my closest call was when I stuck a "firecracker" in a pile of watermelons and didn't back up far enough... me and a few gun nut friends like to go out to the desert to shoot and do-not-so-smart things... it's like no target shooting trip you'd ever go on, I usually bring beer. one of my friends might bring a joint or two. we'd go on BLM land to shoot... then we'd get into shooting junk people leave out there- anything from TVs to cars, even half a mobile home! then towards the evening the drinking starts and we start shooting propane tanks and have a huge bonfire...

well anyway this one particular trip I nearly died and survived due to sheer luck, had we not been lying on the dirt behind a berm I would be hit in the head with quarter of watermelon probably doing 250 mph...

we bought three 30 lb watermelons from the local food4less and a cheap 5 gallon bucket from home depot, we filled the bottom of the bucket with a mix of sand and water, put the "firecracker" in the heaviest watermelon, into the bucket and put the other two on top, set the whole assembly on a steel folding chair that we found, I lit the fuse and we retreated 75 yards, to where the car was parked.

I said the blast might be huge, we kinda lay down just in case anything flew over
The yield was tremendous, probably close to 50 lbs of tannerite (a legal exploding target compound)! Not that i'd set off 50 lbs before... just guessing from examples from youtube.
the BOOM sounded like a jet breaking the sound barrier. a powerful blast of energy smacked us in the chest as we observed the explosion. the earth just jumped, dust rose of the ground, the bucket exploded- the chair disappeared into a cloud of dust.
and then suddenly a huge chunk of melon whizzed right over my head- barely clearing my hair- smashed into my car's hood with so much force it put a notable impression in the hood.
It felt like a cannon ball had whizzed over my head.

that was my OMG I ALMOST DIED moment.

we inspected the test area, the chair was smashed flat into the dirt like it had been crushed in a hydraulic press. it was flat as a pancake. a very shallow crater about 10 feet wide was noted, no pieces of bucket was found. pieces of watermelon were found more than 200 yards away.

Our original plan was to buy some garage sale junk and blow those up, but that never really panned out. I'm thankful it didn't I'd imagine getting hit in the head with half a TV to be alot more painful than it is to be hit by a quarter of a watermelon.

[Mehrunes]

My mother when she removes her makeup.

My god it's scary.

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

When my dad breaks into the room and say: U mad son?