Are you tired of your inaccurate ww1 era rifle? Well, I broke into a secret military base and I stole an Alien weapon! This thing looks pretty cool, it fires some weird green stuff that goes all ring like, kinda like DNA. Anyways, going to the point, this gun is actually pretty accurate, I tested this on my backyard here in the woods, This thing is so beastly that my metal targets evaporated! It also gives me this wierd thing on my eye where I get a red point in the middle of my eye and when I shoot the gun the green stuff shoots there
I also stole this cool device that lets me upload physical objects on to the internet, that you can then print out, the guy that I stole it from told me those printers were called ''treh deh'' printers, anyway, I uploaded the file that the machine made on my computer:
http://www.mediafire.com/?k1wc594b0pzhbb7Here is she, the sexy alien gun:
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Here is Her Tracer, it sure will make your enemies run like frenchies
