by Cytomek » Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:13 pm
You are actually a wanted pedophile, charged with the rape of -names removed under the witness protection agency-. You have been hiding for several years in Brazil but the FBI have caught up to you. Now you must run for your life because you are also on the US Most Wanted. As you run through the vast jungles of Brazil, passing several cows and Kodinsky's, you think back on your life, on how peaceful it was, until you were wanted in the US. After running and raping several pedestrians in Brazil, you are infamous. Parents warn their kids about you, fan clubs pop up all around the world, and several cults have sprung up in your name. And it was all started with not paying your Block Buster fee on time...
(amidoingitrite?)
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