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[C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby zedogsniper12 » Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:13 am

If any CAMB Mmebers have any jokes post them here please

PLEASE DONT POST RACIST JOKES


Enjoy and we will try and see whos got the best one
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby Lastman » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:14 am

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

Ba dum tsss
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby zedogsniper12 » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:28 am

LOL lastman
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby Ghoster » Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:42 am

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby zedogsniper12 » Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:35 pm

hahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhahaahhaha Funny u r Ghoster


Yo Momma so Fat She missed 2 Movies and 6 Ad Breaks
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby Ghoster » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:39 pm

Um i don't get that
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby zedogsniper12 » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:03 am

Dont worry u shouldnt Get it its dumb LOL
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby DarkNinja40 » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:05 am

Why was the blonde happy when she finished a puzzle in a week?

Because it said 3-5 years.
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby Aeroclaw » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:11 am

^ Omfg, yes



Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby corn99 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:46 am

^Lol the second one.
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby Lastman » Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:21 am

1.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to find a corner

2.
Q. How does a blonde confuse you?
A. She comes out and tells you shes found one
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby DarkNinja40 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:58 pm

Q.Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husbands car?

A.She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby DarkNinja40 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:00 pm

Aeroclaw wrote:^ Omfg, yes



Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

what did you mean by ^ Omfg, yes?
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby DarkNinja40 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:04 pm

http://gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf My favourite website for jokes sit down and relax
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Re: [C.A.M.B] Joke Thread

Postby Aeroclaw » Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:06 pm

DarkNinja40 wrote:Why was the blonde happy when she finished a puzzle in a week?

Because it said 3-5 years.

Because of that post xD
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