Corrupt a Wish! [Game]

[Kernel]

In this game you wish for something, then the person below you grants your wish, but then corrupts it. Then he wishes something and it goes on. Try to be creative!

For example :

Bob: I wish I had $10.000.
Steven: Wish granted, but then you wasted them all on food and got fat.
I wish I didn't have to work.
Mike: Wish granted, but then you got poor and went to live under a bridge on a box
I wish...

And so on

I didn't make this game. Someone I know got it from someone on a Maplestory server.

Let's start!

I wish I was a Pokemon trainer!

[Dracolth]

Wish granted, but due to malnutrition and abuse (shoving animals within a hollow sphere) All of your pokemon die and PETA sue you.

I wish anime could be in real life.

[SilentGunna]

Wish granted. But then you got killed by a random guy with a gigantic sword on his back.

I wish for 2 strawberry milkshakes.

[rd15awesome]

...Wish granted... But then, a specific person sneezed on it.

I wish to be a mermaid.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but you get killed by donkeys with scuba tanks because they were jealous of you.


I wish that music could level buildings.

[xmanick]

Granted, but mass amounts of dubstep leveled the world and eventually caused the earth itself to compress, which made ocean water flood over the continents and caused the survivors of the flood to be in boats at all times, and eventually starve to death. Good job, you provided extinction to mother earth.

I wish for my school to be 100% brony.

[Dracolth]

Granted, but the outside world builds a 100-foot wall around the complex with 24/7 surveillance so that you may never escape. The males are neutered so that you may not reproduce and all electricity is cut off

I wish I owned a genie

[AlexJackal]

Granted. But you pissed away all 3 wishes cuz you was too happy to think up a normal desire.

I wish to be almighty.

[Kernel]

Granted, but all the power made greed take you over and form a living demon, and died of power.

I wish I had a Panda!

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but he pawed the crap out of you, literally.


I wish... That we could teleport.

ELECTRICAL BEAST STYLE.

[Sparrow137]

Wish granted, but you teleport with your electrical beast powers, excited with your new powers straight into an anti-brony prison where the males and females are separated and get to watch Power Puff Girls instead of MLP.

I wish for world peace.

[ZaPhobos]

...PPG was pretty cool anyway! Lauren Faust was also one of the animates, I believe.
Check and Mate.


I wish I was the grand chess master of the world.

[xmanick]

Fact: Many people dove right into MLP BECAUSE Lauren Faust had created shows such as Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. So many people would actually enjoy it. ^-^

Zaphobos doesn't deserve a wish because he didn't grant Sparrow137's wish.

Your wish is granted, Sparrow137, but because you wished for world peace, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, and the Earth will stop fighting.
War on Earth is still common however.

I wish that I could drain my bladder (and not piss myself) without needing to go to a bathroom.

[ZaPhobos]

...wish granted, how ever, you cannot evacuate your bowels and explode.


I wish that they would stop feeding Spike the gems we find EXTREMELY RARE.

[xmanick]

Granted, but now he eats people/ponies instead to fill his craving.

I wish for boobs. Boobs everywhere.