Vending Machine Game

[xmanick]

Because every off-topic forum needs one.
Here's how it works: Person A puts in an item and then Person B says what Person A got out of it, as well as what they put in.

Example:
Derpman436: I put in a waffle.
George28: You get maple syrup. I put in a grenade.
And so on.

So, to start off, I put in a penny.

[ThatWarrior]

You get a candy bar.
I put in a dollar.

[xmanick]

For a penny? Awesome :D
You get a pillow.
I put in a cup.

[ThatWarrior]

You get Ice Tea.
I put in a T Shirt.

[Dracolth]

You get a washing machine
I put in a credit card.

[ThatWarrior]

You get a washing machine
I put in a credit card.

You get bubbles.
I put in a CD.

[Dracolth]

You get a jizz rag
I put in a stick of gum

[ThatWarrior]

You get a jizz rag
I put in a stick of gum

You get some juice.
I put in some wooden planks.

[Dracolth]

You get a crafting table
I put in a human heart.

[SRL]

You get a real boy.

I put in a nail clipper.

[xmanick]

You get hedge clippers.

I put in a cat.

[SRL]

You get a tiger.

I put in a Corvette Z06

[Fett316]

You get carjacked.

I put in a vending machine game.

[xmanick]

You get a movie titled "Inception."

I put in paper.

[Dracolth]

You get a tree
I put in a milkshake (hehehehe)