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The Joke Room!

Postby Seal » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:52 pm

Tell any joke you like. It will be interesting to read some new ones!
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Re: The Joke Room!

Postby YourMom » Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:32 pm

> Go to YouTube
> Search Eli's Dirty Jokes
> ???
> Profit
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Re: The Sticky Bandits General Chat/Off-topic Thread

Postby TylerSAW » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:20 pm

lol what servers are you playing?
EDIT: LOL this went to the wrong board. :/
The forums are so broken, they think this post belongs here. (YAY BAD JOKE :D) (ps: I've been up for like 22 hours now jokes aren't coming naturally currently) GOOD DAY! :D
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Re: The Sticky Bandits General Chat/Off-topic Thread

Postby Seal » Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:07 am

LTS and pinpoint..
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Re: The Joke Room!

Postby Seal » Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:08 am

Ok ill look it up.
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Re: The Joke Room!

Postby Seal » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:00 am

Eh, its ok.
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Re: The Joke Room!

Postby Seal » Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:28 pm

Ok heres a few:
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave at it.
Why did the blonde get kicked out of the M&M factory? It threw out all the W's
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of cherios? DONUT SEEEEEDS!
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Re: The Joke Room!

Postby Thelionmaster » Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:30 pm

Seal wrote:Ok heres a few:
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave at it.
Why did the blonde get kicked out of the M&M factory? It threw out all the W's
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of cherios? DONUT SEEEEEDS!

Hey!! I'm blonde lol. Anyway, here's a half funny half crappy one ;)
That awkward moment when you get into the white van and there's no candy.
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Re: The Joke Room!

Postby YourMom » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:02 pm

Here's some jokes about myself:
Your mom is so fat, it doesn't take her two to tango! (I made this one up myself :3)
Your mom is so stupid, when you told her to take the 44 bus she two the 22 twice!
Your mom is so ugly, she looked out her window and got arrested for mooning!
Your mom is so old, she sat next to Jesus in second grade!
Your mom is so skinny, she uses cheerios for hoolahoops!
Your mom is so poor, you told her, "Hey I think you lost a shoe," and she said, "Nah, I found one!"
Your mom is so tall, she puts Yao Ming to shame! (Made this one too.)

I explored many types of your mom jokes in case you want to make some. :P
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Re: The Joke Room!

Postby MrStark » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:40 pm

There is even a comic side to seeing innumerable individuals of whom each regards himself alone as real, at any rate from a practical point of view, and all others to a certain extent as mere phantoms.

If you don't see that as a joke, it's your problem. :)
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Re: The Sticky Bandits General Chat/Off-topic Thread

Postby YourMom » Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:49 pm

;_; That was so deep, Stark. I felt like you said something about me, somehow.
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Re: The Sticky Bandits General Chat/Off-topic Thread

Postby GiftedGamer73 » Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:05 am

Hey ducky,GiftedGamer here I'm applying for TSB on recruit page but just to let you know I have been on YouTube and found a lot of clan matches are ctf. Hope this helped.
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Re: The Sticky Bandits General Chat/Off-topic Thread

Postby Seal » Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:12 am

Hey guys is that ok If I can post on the TSB subjects? I still wanna keep in touch with you guys.
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Re: The Sticky Bandits General Chat/Off-topic Thread

Postby MarioCarter » Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:00 am

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Major improvements that can be made

Postby Thelionmaster » Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:52 am

Hey guys. Lion here and I want to tell you my opinion of how TSB is doing and how it should be changed. If you guys listen and make these improvements, we could start the Golden Age of TSB. We ARE becoming just like the other clans. And that's a bad thing. Why? I'm going to explain this to you guys and members and leaders need to read this. First off, drama. We have been having a lot of drama in TSB lately, and it's not a good thing. Drama is the first sign of a clan changing in a bad way. We've had this with Ducky being mean to Kibblez, and a lot more. Secondly, one of our leaders should appologize to our past member, Kibblez. A leader should NEVER be mean to thier clan members and past members. Third, we've been getting members to leave. Seal, Kibblez, and Taesun left already. We will probably be getting more members leaving if we stay like this, including me. Lastly, we need to reopen the recruitment section. I hope the leaders decide to go with these ideas and not just ignore them. If they do, I'm leaving. And probably a lot of other members.
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