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Created over half a year ago, Delta Force is a fun, community-oriented and mature clan built towards Ace of Spades in all of its aspects, whether it be chilling with clan-mates or owning it up on the battlefield. We are directed by FaZe and Trollolz; two leaders with vision, and the ability to take into account the opinions of everyone in order to improve the clan in any way possible. Our new & improved policies no longer focus so much on being good at the game, but rather the social experiences of being with a group of friends that you can rely on and have fun with.

Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby HaileyTOOCUTE » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:20 pm

Lol no you have HUGE balls of steel
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby bigdlb » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:45 pm

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"I wish one of you guys had kids so I could kick them in the f*cking head or something, or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain. Cuz thats the pain I have waking up everyday." -Mike Tyson.
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby ZaPhobos » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:09 pm

Damn minecraft is making me lazy with mods...


I promise I'll get the AAC Honeybader today.
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby WolfENgang » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:32 pm

lol i was just reading all of this and it is quite hilarious
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby ZaPhobos » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:41 pm

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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby Dracolth » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:58 pm

I love this song
Lately, I've been going on servers and leaving with 10-18 ratios. The secret? DOUBLE PEPPERMINT VANILLA LATTE GRANDES!! I'm too hyper O_o
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby bigdlb » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:57 pm

^The PC I am on dun haz soundz.
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby SilentGunna » Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:07 am

Well what happened was me and a few friends were walking to a Shawarma restaurant, and I was in the middle of a conversation. And when I wasn't looking one of my friends pulled out an egg and said my name, I looked and he hit right in the middle of my balls, literally right between my two testicles. He told me he tried to hit me in the abs but totally missed and hit a worse spot. And when I'm walking home my balls are in so much pain that I'm like hobbling like a penguin. I even saw a guy in a car look at me with the wierdest face on the planet. I finally get home and decide I need to take a piss, so take off my pants, and my manhood is SWOLLEN. At this point I'm freaking out, when I was touched my balls, I felt a pain that I have never felt before. And when I was pissing I was like crying because it burnt and stung so bad. And thats all I can remember now. D:
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby FaZe » Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:11 am

Oh god, ;(

Sounds...painful.
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby Dracolth » Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:57 am

Psssssh. Every try getting hit in the balls with a golf ball AND a 9 wood to the abs?
Golf course. Phebe. Sweaty hands. Slippery grip. Pain. True story.
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby ZaPhobos » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:48 am

A white pastel colored alicorn has just teleported to your location electrical beast style, with the intent of causing the mass genocide of humankind. The rest will be enslaved to the army of talking ponies. They call themselves... the equine...

What do you do?
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby Dracolth » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:05 am

I know I don't have much time to live...so I
1. Buy all the h00kers I know
2. Try cigarettes
3. Go streaking at a baseball game.
Any more questions?
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby ZaPhobos » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:25 am

You rock!

Woo hoo!
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby Dracolth » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:34 am

Of course I do, what kind of a pizza-munching, soda-chugging beast do you think I am? ಠ_ಠ
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Re: [DELTA] General Chat

Postby TheDeathShot » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:56 am

Dracolth wrote:I know I don't have much time to live...so I
1. Buy all the h00kers I know
2. Try cigarettes
3. Go streaking at a baseball game.
Any more questions?


Sounds like my Sunday's. :P
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